My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (12 Viewers)

[Eloe2000]

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Haha, almost posted this one.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Haha, almost posted this one.

It's my favorite of the salt memes

 

[Coyote]

Just lost with

Flop

Checked to me in HJ, I bet pot. Fish in CO calls on short stack, another MP fish calls

Turn

MP checks, I bet pot of 140, CO all-in for 150, MP all-in for less

We go twice

River
River

CO has and scoops lol

Am I being too strict to believe that this game should not be played, ideally, among socially related people?

 

[Anthony Martino]

Am I being too strict to believe that this game should not be played, ideally, among socially related people?

My friends and I probably enjoy busting each other up more than some random person

 

[gopherblue]

I futzing hate that cheesy-ass guy.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I am in Miami and a significant portion of the time here it shows the PR flag on my profile. People have commented on it a few times. I do actually go to PR a couple of times per year but it usually happens when I am in Miami. Maybe my internet bounces through a server in PR?

Well now his flag is Romania, so my theory is out the window.

He's just a troll with a VPN.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Is a mod behind this?

 

[Tommy]

Is a mod behind this?

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Nah, it means a double post was merged.

 

[Tommy]

You making some new friends at the poker room?

 

[Anthony Martino]

You making some new friends at the poker room?

I never stopped!

 

[Legend5555]

@plonewbie12345

Quite the waste of time and effort to join a site just to bust @Anthony Martino 's chops. And to do it anonymously? Just sad really.

If you're a losing player in his games, it's just envious and pathetic.

If you're a winning player in his games, then... Wow. Being a winner just isn't good enough, huh?

 

[Anthony Martino]

@plonewbie12345

Quite the waste of time and effort to join a site just to bust @Anthony Martino 's chops. And to do it anonymously? Just sad really.

If you're a losing player in his games, it's just envious and pathetic.

If you're a winning player in his games, then... Wow. Being a winner just isn't good enough, huh?

It could be a buddy of mine busting chops, it might be someone who dislikes me (I'm pretty polarizing and not everyones cup of tea)

Jokes on them, I crave the attention

 

[raynmanas]

It could be a buddy of mine busting chops, it might be someone who dislikes me (I'm pretty polarizing and not everyones cup of tea)

100% chance it's one of these. 1% chance it's also @Tommy.

 

[plonewbie12345]

It could be a buddy of mine busting chops, it might be someone who dislikes me (I'm pretty polarizing and not everyones cup of tea)

Jokes on them, I crave the attention

Could be none of the above - could just be someone who stumbled upon this oh so fascinating thread.
if you think there’s people who actually care about 2/2 and 5/5 poker players I think you’re vastly overestimating many things

 

[raynmanas]

(I'm pretty polarizing and not everyones cup of tea)

it's funny because i met and played with you a couple times...jesus christ was it really...20?? years ago? and yeah, this is a pretty solid summary. never change!

 

[Coyote]

It could be a buddy of mine busting chops, it might be someone who dislikes me (I'm pretty polarizing and not everyones cup of tea)

Jokes on them, I crave the attention

I 'm also pretty polarising and not everyone's cup of tea (on top of having a mostly un-American -verging sometimes on the British- sense of humour).
On top of even that, I 'm a clueless home-game cheap attention whore.
Wish you could teach me some poker some day.

 

[buzzmonkey]

It could be a buddy of mine busting chops, it might be someone who dislikes me (I'm pretty polarizing and not everyones cup of tea)

Jokes on them, I crave the attention

I am Marticus!

 

[moose]

@plonewbie12345

Quite the waste of time and effort to join a site just to bust @Anthony Martino 's chops. And to do it anonymously? Just sad really.

Yeah we all know that what really hurts @Anthony Martino is to pretend to be his friend on Facebook and then unfriend him.

 

[Saoliver]

I unfollowed this thread for a while, but now I’m back. Can’t get enough.

Make
Anthony
Martino’s
Thread
Interesting
Today

Or, MAMTIT for short. Let’s go with that.

 

[Tommy]

I unfollowed this thread for a while, but now I’m back. Can’t get enough.

Make
Anthony
Martino’s
Thread
Interesting
Today

Or, MAMTIT for short. Let’s go with that.

Added to the PCF Glossary

Spoiler

j/k

 

[Eloe2000]

I unfollowed this thread for a while, but now I’m back. Can’t get enough.

Make
Anthony
Martino’s
Thread
Interesting
Today

Or, MAMTIT for short. Let’s go with that.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Could be none of the above - could just be someone who stumbled upon this oh so fascinating thread.
if you think there’s people who actually care about 2/2 and 5/5 poker players I think you’re vastly overestimating many things

I'm a 200/400 PLO player, I just lack the proper bankroll for it

Also

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Could be none of the above - could just be someone who stumbled upon this oh so fascinating thread.
if you think there’s people who actually care about 2/2 and 5/5 poker players I think you’re vastly overestimating many things

1. Joined PCF on June 28th.
2. Currently has 11 posts, and all of them are in this thread.
3. Seems to be pretty damned invested in trolling Anthony.
4. "I don't care about 2/2 and 5/5 players."

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I'm a 200/400 PLO player, I just lack the proper bankroll for it

Also

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I am also a 200/400 player, but I lack the bankroll and the skill for it.

 

[Legend5555]

Could be none of the above - could just be someone who stumbled upon this oh so fascinating thread.
if you think there’s people who actually care about 2/2 and 5/5 poker players I think you’re vastly overestimating many things

Uh-huh.

Stumble upon PCF. Either just now or after reading around for a while. And the first thing you decide to comment on is ONE person's play at PLO? Can't even make up a believable lie.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm also a 100/200 PLO player

...but insist it is played in Hungarian Forints.

 

[Mojo1312]

Uh-huh.

Stumble upon PCF. Either just now or after reading around for a while. And the first thing you decide to comment on is ONE person's play at PLO? Can't even make up a believable lie.

Don't be a killjoy. We live in a swamp of alternate facts.

At least @plonewbie12345 posts are entertaining and have no real world consequences.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Could be none of the above - could just be someone who stumbled upon this oh so fascinating thread.
if you think there’s people who actually care about 2/2 and 5/5 poker players I think you’re vastly overestimating many things

You do realize that everyone on PCF can simply click on your profile and see that this is the only thread you have posted in. 11 posts now in two weeks. Absolutely zero possibility that you are anything but a troll. No worries! Troll away. We are enjoying laughing at you.

 

[Bill_Man618]

I watched some of the 1/2 PLO stream at BestBet last night. Looks like a pretty good game @Anthony Martino

 

[Anthony Martino]

I watched some of the 1/2 PLO stream at BestBet last night. Looks like a pretty good game @Anthony Martino

Tough to justify a 3-4 hour drive for similar stakes