My Fat Ass On Skates (1 Viewer)

[Anthony Martino]

EDITED

Uploaded to Youtube since the Facebook link wasn't playing the video

 

[Anthony Martino]

Updated the OP with a youtube link since Facebook wasn't playing the video in the forum

 

[Rhodeman77]

Every roller rink across the country must look exactly the same as they were built in 1978.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Every roller rink across the country must look exactly the same as they were built in 1978.

They really do, it's pretty funny like that.

 

[pltrgyst]

OK, pull it over, buddy. Do you know how fast you were going???

 

[legend672]

I thought you meant ice skates

 

[Anthony Martino]

OK, pull it over, buddy. Do you know how fast you were going???

People didn't think a fat midget could move so fast on four wheels, but it's true!

I thought you meant ice skates

I can ice skate, but nowhere near as well as roller skates, got hooked on skating when I was 15

 

[Quicksilver-75]

 

[Saoliver]

That’s easy...with such a low center of gravity.

 

[FordPickup92]

Fast and fluffy!

 

[allforcharity]

Uhm...USA USA USA?

 

[Saoliver]

Uhm...USA USA USA?

No...

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Every roller rink across the country must look exactly the same as they were built in 1978.

If only they still played music from 1978...

 

[SiouxperStack]

I think the Tampa Bay Lighting flag boy better step down. There’s a new sheriff in town.

 

[Anthony Martino]

I think the Tampa Bay Lighting flag boy better step down. There’s a new sheriff in town.

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[SiouxperStack]

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I’m just saying you look good on those skates, the way you round the rink you could take the flag boy’s job at the Tampa Bay Lightning games

 

[Anthony Martino]

I’m just saying you look good on those skates, the way you round the rink you could take the flag boy’s job at the Tampa Bay Lightning games

Oh, lol! I figured since I'm in Tampa and have that crazy American Flag getup I wear while chanting USA USA USA! that I was the "Tampa Bay Lightning Flag Boy" since I rarely watch sports so didn't know that was referring to someone other than me

 

[CraigT78]

Do they still pause the skating to do the Limbo every two hours?

Please post video.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Do they still pause the skating to do the Limbo every two hours?

Please post video.

I'm so short I just skate right under the bar, no bending necessary!

 

[CraigT78]

I'm so short I just skate right under the bar, no bending necessary!

Video proof will be required sir.

 

[Rhodeman77]

does anyone else hear "Pinball Wizard" in their head watching @Anthony Martino zipping around the rink?

Roller Skate Wizard:

Ever since I was a young boy
I've strapped on the roller skates
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have rolled 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any skating hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure rolls an mean roller skate
He glides like a gazelle
Becomes part of the wheel
Feeling all the grooves
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The other skaters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean roller skate
He's a roller skating wizard
There has got to be a twist
A roller skating wizard
Got such supple ankles
How do you think he does it? I don't know
What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzzers and bells
Don't see no lights a-flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb…

 

[shorticus]

I’m here cause of the weeble wobble.
You look like Kevin James in this video!

 

[Anthony Martino]

I’m here cause of the weeble wobble.
You look like Kevin James in this video!

I get that ALL the time, going to have to sell autographs

 

[rowlin]

I don’t see any weebling or wobbling. At all. That lady is clearly off her teeter totter.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Here I am during a recent session and their fast skate

 

[buzzmonkey]

I want you to know that, when I play PLO with my friends and I'm trying to decide if I'm going to play a hand, I always ask myself...what would Brian Boitano do?