Most filthy and disgusting chips! Chip snuff pr0n

NorCalChip

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I'm a weird guy. As much as I love all these beautiful chip collections I've seen on here, I would LOVE to see your most filthy, dirty, gunky, grimey and disgusting chip(s).

As a weirdo, I really love seeing chips that gross and watching them transform into beautiful happy clean chips.

With that being said, I'd be more than happy to start. Here are just a few of the chips I found that were so gross I had to bathe in Purell after taking these pictures.

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Having worked in casinos, I've occasionally seen some pretty grungy chips... but I never saw anything THAT bad.

Can't we have "after" photos, to cleanse our palates?
 

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Man just when I thought I had no reason to visit the Taj one last time before it closes...

I would bet a lot that I could find the worst chip that will be posted in this thread in just one session at the Taj.
 

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Lets see your afterpics NorCalChip! At least the first one!
 

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We have a WINNER, out of 3........ Anyone ells???? Nothing can compare to that Empress....
 

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I remember that empress chip...

*In your best Christopher Walken voice*
I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Empress pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it'd been me who'd - not made it, Major Coolidge'd be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out, I'm talking to you. Butch. I got somethin' for ya. This chip I got here was first won by your great-grandfather during the first cash game hand. It was won from a little general store owner from Knoxville, Tennessee, Made by the first company to ever make poker chips. Up 'til then, people just carried money. It was won by Private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's poker chip and he shuffled it everyday he was in that war, and when he'd done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the poker chip, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad, Dane Coolidge, was called upon by his friends to go to the Empress Casino.Your great-grandfather gave this chip to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that casino with money, so your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport, name of Winocki - a man he had never met before in his life - to deliver to his infant son who he'd never seen in the flesh, this poker chip. Three days later, your granddad was dead, but Winocki kept his word. After the game was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father his dad's poker chip. This chip. This chip was in your daddy's stack when he was shot down by a one outer. He knew that if the other players ever saw the chip, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this chip was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this chip up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the chip. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of clay up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the chip to you.

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I remember that empress chip...

*In your best Christopher Walken voice*
I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Empress pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it'd been me who'd - not made it, Major Coolidge'd be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out, I'm talking to you. Butch. I got somethin' for ya. This chip I got here was first won by your great-grandfather during the first cash game hand. It was won from a little general store owner from Knoxville, Tennessee, Made by the first company to ever make poker chips. Up 'til then, people just carried money. It was won by Private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's poker chip and he shuffled it everyday he was in that war, and when he'd done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the poker chip, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad, Dane Coolidge, was called upon by his friends to go to the Empress Casino.Your great-grandfather gave this chip to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that casino with money, so your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport, name of Winocki - a man he had never met before in his life - to deliver to his infant son who he'd never seen in the flesh, this poker chip. Three days later, your granddad was dead, but Winocki kept his word. After the game was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father his dad's poker chip. This chip. This chip was in your daddy's stack when he was shot down by a one outer. He knew that if the other players ever saw the chip, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this chip was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this chip up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the chip. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of clay up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the chip to you.

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*slow clap*
 

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This chip was in your daddy's stack when he was shot down by a one outer.


I literally lol'd at this. Bravo.
 

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Lets see your afterpics NorCalChip! At least the first one!

I have exercised the demons out. You can now sleep at night. Hmm. Just noticed one of my Nevada Clubs is WAY off center. Is that a production error or typical?

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Just noticed one of my Nevada Clubs is WAY off center. Is that a production error or typical?

That's one of the things that make high-end hand-made chips special. Not common, but not unheard of, either. I'd frame that sucker for display if it were mine.
 

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I don't think that can be the same chip, at least not the same side....the label is off center on the bad one
but man, that's a bad chip......
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