Giveaway Just another disgusting giveaway -- Statesman Bridge Jumbo 2PK (2 Viewers)

[Sprouty]

Where's the action?

 

[Jonstro]

“If I fold will you show?”

 

[PartyClown]

In!
“what’s the bet” it’s my favorite…really I swear

 

[Geremie]

In!

“The fukk you lay that down” … even if bluffing

 

[BirdCage]

In.

“I had four to a flush!”

 

[TheBigTater]

IN

"Clean it up" - What @MatB says every time the bet is to him.

 

[Saoliver]

They were suited.

 

[raynmanas]

good'nuf

 

[Colquhoun]

"You call this one, and it's all over, baby!"

Thanks for the giveaway!

 

[opengun]

“any two cards”

 

[djfayze]

When someone asks if they should call my bet... "I can't lose if you don't call!"

 

[dinosaur]

“Fuuuwking fawk … call.” - Quietly in my head.

“Your bet, your bet, your bet…” - All time dealer at my home game.

“Position raise.” - Obviously from any position.

 

[Grimace]

Next time I’m dealt jacks or AJ I’m just gonna fold.

 

[LeLe]

IN

“If you got it, you got it”

 

[ChipRocker]

"No gamble, no future!" In, thanks!

 

[bernielomax]

"I have a pure bluff catcher"

 

[Saoliver]

"I have a pure bluff catcher"

“I thought you had ace high.”

 

[aych]

All you can eat!

 

[Burke]

In - thanks!

Someone jokingly indicates that they deserve a tip in a self dealt game after a bigger pot or lucky river - "Here's your tip, don't pet a burning dog."

 

[Mojo1312]

You hit runner, runner?

Good bet. I fold.

Why did I call?

That's three entry's Inapinch.

Thanks!

 

[DMack]

“Show me your miracle.”

Thank you!

 

[SixSpeedFury]

After some hemming and hawing:

"I know you got it. But I still call."

 

[Tonysquander]

A well timed “No one cares what you folded“ is always good for a laugh. Also have a guy who likes to throw out “I am your gambling problem” at least once a night when he takes someone down.

Best non-poker line was from a college buddy about to get kicked out of a bar telling the bouncer “I’ve been thrown into better places than this”…we still laugh about that one

Thanks for the giveaway!

 

[rustycheerio]

'i hit the front door straight'
i said what even is that? i've never heard that before, ever.

 

[rustycheerio]

In!
“what’s the bet” it’s my favorite…really I swear

i point to the chips right next to them. this is so annoying as a dealer

 

[BirdCage]

Another one, I used to play five card draw with a guy that loved to say "my cards were so bad I had a foot!"

 

[Gear]

I find myself saying "Well, I was right, you didn't have an ace..." i.e. they didn't have top pair. (But they did have a better hand.)

 

[inapinch]

Another one, I used to play five card draw with a guy that loved to say "my cards were so bad I had a foot!"

That one took me a sec, but it hit me! Thanks for this one haha

 

[GOBLINxKING]

If I fold, will you show?

 

[Mandos]

"I put you on AK". Oh wait, that's my least favorite. Based on frequency mine has to be "It's your action"