Giveaway Just another disgusting giveaway -- Statesman Bridge Jumbo 2PK (3 Viewers)

[inapinch]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. Free giveaway for a 1 green & 1 brown unopened bridge jumbo cards. I'll cover shipping. US residents only please (or if you have a US based reshipper, that's okay). These were purchased from @xdan 's recent GB this summer. My toddler will randomly draw a number that goes with a username this upcoming Saturday, and I'll share the winner in thread. I'll ship next Monday.

RULES TO ENTER: Comment on this thread with your favorite table saying. I'll go first: "I'm in there like swimwear! Now show em!"

DEADLINE: comment by December 9th, 11:59 EST.

I have had such a wonderful time getting acquainted with so many of you in the past year since I've joined PCF. I wish you all a healthy and happy holiday break this year. Best wishes to each of you.

 

[TheLemursReturn]

"Sunk cost fallacy. I call."

 

[toothpic]

I didn’t come here to fold.

 

[surfik]

(after he folds).. You would have lost,... but you would have keep your dignity..

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

"My hand has GROWABILITY."

Lord thats been enthralling/annoying/frustrating my players lately. Every hand has GROWABILITY or it doesn't, Im slowly explaining probability and odds using this wonderful term.

 

[toothpic]

I'm going to pick up so many new phrases to say at poker night in this thread..

 

[dukeshow33]

"Scared money don't make money"

 

[mburnznj]

"I knew you had aces, but I had to call"

 

[JoeBGo]

What’s the bet?
“Twenty thousand, five thousand!”

 

[DZPoker]

Ahhh f’it. I call.

 

[ktran]

You got to know when to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run.
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealing's done.

 

[Hot Nuts]

[Heads up, OOP] "If I bet will you fold?"

 

[PGA PRO]

“I’ve watched flies fuck for a $1”

 

[dkellerd]

‘Burn, and turn’ but in the Rounders guy’s accent.

 

[RocAFella1]

Gotta be in it to win it.

 

[Beakertwang]

I flopped backdoor trips.


*In. Thanks for the giveaway!

 

[TheOffalo]

In, thanks for running the giveaway!

Wow, we have so many sayings at our regular game, and we adopt each others' sayings...

One saying of mine that's worked for my opponents is me saying, "Only one hand can beat me!" I've lost QJ to QQ on a QJJ board, lost w/top boat to quads, etc.

My friend likes to say, "You think long, you think wrong..."

Oh, and after I introduced a game I learned here on PCF, we had some guys exclaim after winning some big hands in the game, "I love Scrotum!"

 

[natumes]

"Punish us!"

Directed at the BB when everyone has limped

 

[WedgeRock]

"Nut, nut."

 

[Pippa]

“I’m here to win
No to participate “

IN!!!!!

 

[MrBoosh]

"Damn it Luke!!! You spilled your drink on the table again!!!"

Directed at Luke when he spills his drink on the table again.

 

[k9dr]

I didn’t fly this far to fold.

 

[satisfyingbutton]

In.

"I'm priced in..." is a fave. As is "How can I afford not to?"

 

[p5woody]

If it wasn't for luck i'd win every time

 

[mike32]

When someone apologizes for tanking I like to say “No problem, the longer you take the more money I save”.

 

[Littleluck55]

I don’t even fold my laundry

 

[LowerBama1714]

Oops.

 

[Poker Zombie]

At self dealt games when the dealer messes up the shuffle:

"If you need help shuffling, I can get you a bucket and a stick"

 

[HughDrackman]

I’m fond of, “Well, I’m pot committed…” No matter how much money I’ve put in.

Great giveaway!

 

[RET258]

“Win or lose, we booze!” In! Thanks!