Fugly Poker Table Thread (144 Viewers)
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Mushmanchuman
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Dude I saw this ad and tried to find something to make fun of. Problem is it is SO bad the table itself trumps all the possible jokes to be made.
I keep rotating the picture and zooming and I'm still not sure what I am looking at.
This table should be in a hotel room with a heart shaped tub surrounded by wall and ceiling mirrors and 3 steps going up to it with shaggy carpeting.
Is that a poker table or a built in swimming pool?
Dodger
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But guys….guys, guys…
It’s a tropical dealer area AAAANNNNDDDDD, they are including gold foil cards.
Mushmanchuman
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I guess when you've got the rivet gun and a bunch of rivets...
Seriously all the time and effort put into this table...
Seriously all the time and effort put into this table...
Poker Zombie
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Mushmanchuman
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The story behind this table is going to be told on one of those youtube crime channels. I wonder how many DNA profiles could be pulled from this cess pool.
WedgeRock
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Rail is nice.
Poker Zombie
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The outline of a body leaves me more than a little concerned.
THIS is a table worthy of epoxy to preserve the beauty underneath
Mushmanchuman
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Yes that was a small person that got whacked for sure. Maybe it was a half man the entire time and they just set him down right there at seat #1.
Then one day he just fell over on his face and died.
Mushmanchuman
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WedgeRock
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Fat people in Florida?
Dodger
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I don’t understand. WTF am I looking at here? Oversized ninja star?
Poker Zombie
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At first I thought I was looking at a table with cutouts for birdseed.
...but then I realized it was decidedly not a table.
...but then I realized it was decidedly not a table.
Mushmanchuman
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The ad said this is a poker table but I think it's a blend between wack a mole and an air hockey table.
Only words in the description. Custom poker table. Yessir custom it is. Description also should read: FUGLY
Only words in the description. Custom poker table. Yessir custom it is. Description also should read: FUGLY
Dodger
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Is that a linoleum or carpeted surface? I can’t tell.
WedgeRock
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Why alternate cup holders? Why not put white on one side and black on the other?
Mushmanchuman
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Eric, in this day and age you still want to separate cup holders by colors? After all the progress we’ve made?? The riots? The sit ins? People died to get those cup holders an equal shake.
They must be intermingled… This table is the only thing holding this country together imo.
We’re not going back! Look to the Cupholders!
Sound familiar anyone..
Mushmanchuman
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"In stock"? There are more? Lol
Poker Zombie
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I am now convinced that @Mushmanchuman 's Facebook Marketplace thinks he lives in a trailer-park's junkyard.
Mushmanchuman
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Hahah I was concerned about this exact thing. There are some benefits to the algorithm.
Instead of Temu ads I’m getting a lot of Husqvarna and crossbow ads now so that’s +EV
Instead of Temu ads I’m getting a lot of Husqvarna and crossbow ads now so that’s +EV
Mushmanchuman
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Maybe not fugly but still.
Poker Zombie
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More tables should have both cup holders and dinner plate holders.
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