Fugly Poker Table Thread (24 Viewers)

[Benjaminotaur]

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that’s a big girl.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

I have so many questions about the rail choice here.

Who gets stuck at the widow's peak at seat 6?

Dealer tray off to the corner?


I... just... can't....

Dude I saw this ad and tried to find something to make fun of. Problem is it is SO bad the table itself trumps all the possible jokes to be made.

I keep rotating the picture and zooming and I'm still not sure what I am looking at.

 

[chippitydoodah]

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This table should be in a hotel room with a heart shaped tub surrounded by wall and ceiling mirrors and 3 steps going up to it with shaggy carpeting.

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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Is that a poker table or a built in swimming pool?

 

[Dodger]

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But guys….guys, guys…

It’s a tropical dealer area AAAANNNNDDDDD, they are including gold foil cards.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

I guess when you've got the rivet gun and a bunch of rivets...

Seriously all the time and effort put into this table...

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[Mushmanchuman]

The story behind this table is going to be told on one of those youtube crime channels. I wonder how many DNA profiles could be pulled from this cess pool.

 

[WedgeRock]

The story behind this table is going to be told on one of those youtube crime channels. I wonder how many DNA profiles could be pulled from this cess pool.

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Rail is nice.

 

[Poker Zombie]

The outline of a body leaves me more than a little concerned.

 

[Benjaminotaur]

The story behind this table is going to be told on one of those youtube crime channels. I wonder how many DNA profiles could be pulled from this cess pool.

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THIS is a table worthy of epoxy to preserve the beauty underneath

 

[Mushmanchuman]

The outline of a body leaves me more than a little concerned.

Yes that was a small person that got whacked for sure. Maybe it was a half man the entire time and they just set him down right there at seat #1.

Then one day he just fell over on his face and died.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[WedgeRock]

Fat people in Florida?

 

[Dodger]

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I don’t understand. WTF am I looking at here? Oversized ninja star?

 

[chippitydoodah]

It looks like a great table...if you're @Gear

 

[Poker Zombie]

At first I thought I was looking at a table with cutouts for birdseed.

...but then I realized it was decidedly not a table.