Fugly Poker Table Thread (35 Viewers)

This came through my search. Just a buck a chip, good price? :mad:

Poker chips set (500pcs)​

$499
Listed 21 hours ago in Irvine, CA

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Oak Poker Table​

$60

Very nice hand made oak table with a green felt topping and an insert included to extend the length of the table. The felt is set up for a poker table, but can be removed if preferred to make a nice dining table. No chairs included. In good shape and is solid oak. Will take $60 or 3 12 packs of tower stations.

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That's all folks. Was just taking a wellness break. Didn't work. Now I'm on tilt!
 
I have one, too! Although my research put it to the 40s, I believe. I picked it up almost 20 years ago from a guy on Craigslist who was “the baby” of his poker group at age 75, and it was getting too hard to pull games together anymore. Not the best looking table and I don’t care for the trays, but it gets the job done and we respect the history for sure.
What do you have to go ruining our table bashing party with all your fancy book learning? :LOL: :laugh:
 
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$650

Inlaid granite. Marine grade fabric elbow rests with cupholders. Seats 8. 4'8" x 6'8". Needs a base.

I would recommend a very sturdy base…

Mud
JFC kill me now, look at the quality of stitching on that, those cup holders are decently installed, the design on the granite is spot on, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND goes, I know, I'll make a poker table out of granite?!
 
JFC kill me now, look at the quality of stitching on that, those cup holders are decently installed, the design on the granite is spot on, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND goes, I know, I'll make a poker table out of granite?!
Someone that's sick of their players spilling drinks or pounding their fists on the table?

I bet chips don't last long on it tho.
 
Glad he did not kill any Texas cows for this nightmare. Hard to believe it was “never used”.

Description: Real Brazilian Cowhide rim, real barb wire and wood designs coated with epoxy. Faux ostrich trim below table. Built it myself from an old generic poker table. Never used. $1000

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Did… did he expoy finish the god-damn playing surface? :oops:

Questions. I have many.
 
Found this on eBay:

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A poker table without rail for bar chairs. I mean... Everytime you let a card or a chip fall down... And this will happen offen...
I learned German 30 years ago for a trip, and havent used it since, but I think I can still translate...

Hello,

I very much hate pokerchips for bar poker. (Cupholders are important to protect the beer)
Measurements are in metric, so nobody will know what it means.
Chips die when they hit hard tiles with
Zero padding.
 
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I very much hate pokerchips for bar poker. (Cupholders are important to protect the beer)
Measurements are in metric, so nobody will know what it means.
Chips die when they hit hard tiles with
Zero padding.

Thats almost correct!

But i have to fight you over the metric opinion!
Its much more understandable than this 1/8" or 1/16" crap you guys always reffer to. ;)

Jokes aside... I always get headaches from your measurement system. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
Thats almost correct!

But i have to fight you over the metric opinion!
Its much more understandable than this 1/8" or 1/16" crap you guys always reffer to. ;)

Jokes aside... I always get headaches from your measurement system. :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
I certainly wont fight it. I've been wishing the country would go metric for 40 years! I learned the metric system in the 6th grade and have never figured out why we stick with the imperial system.
 

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