Fugly Poker Table Thread (17 Viewers)

[chipinla]

Playdough at 4, poker at 7, with a juicebox and dunkaroos in between.

 

[4SUMERZ]

Glad he did not kill any Texas cows for this nightmare. Hard to believe it was “never used”.

Description: Real Brazilian Cowhide rim, real barb wire and wood designs coated with epoxy. Faux ostrich trim below table. Built it myself from an old generic poker table. Never used. $1000

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Gotta love the reflexion off the table top so all the cards dealt can get see prior to betting.

 

[4SUMERZ]

Marketplace is on fire today…
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Aren't you supposed to keep left over flooring in case you need to replace a section that is damaged?

 

[Tonysquander]

Gotta love the reflexion off the table top so all the cards dealt can get see prior to betting.

The reflection is indispensable for play because no one will be able to pick cards up off of that surface to begin with.

 

[TonZaga]

Marketplace is on fire today…
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Impossible to scoop a real pot without reaching for a chip epoxied into that thing...so annoying

 

[upNdown]

Impossible to scoop a real pot without reaching for a chip epoxied into that thing...so annoying

With the cards distracting your eyes? And the stupid hard surface? That table is the nut low.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Marketplace should be set on fire today…
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FYP

 

[pluto]

no comment yet on the old bed sheet with a sharpie drawn pot line?

looks like a giant blue target that should be used on an RPG target range

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

Glad he did not kill any Texas cows for this nightmare. Hard to believe it was “never used”.

Description: Real Brazilian Cowhide rim, real barb wire and wood designs coated with epoxy. Faux ostrich trim below table. Built it myself from an old generic poker table. Never used. $1000

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It was never used because he found out you cannot pickup cards from a table with no cushion...

 

[chipinla]

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

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I gotta say, I like this one better than 99% of what Ive seen in here. Thats a pretty yellow.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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A table that cheap should me logoed with "Lang's Full and Smoky" scotch.

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[TonZaga]

I give you thee........PUTTING GREEN POKER TABLE!

 

[Hot Nuts]

I give you thee........PUTTING GREEN POKER TABLE!

Looks like a triple break

 

[Himewad]

A table that cheap should me logoed with "Lang's Full and Smoky" scotch.

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[Tonysquander]

I give you thee........PUTTING GREEN POKER TABLE!

That definitely explains the doubled up missing cupholder holes.

 

[TonZaga]

That definitely explains the doubled up missing cupholder holes.

Holes without the cup holder are a one stroke penalty/hazard. Chase your ball and play it where it lies

 

[Hot Nuts]

A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.

 

[Servo]

That's actually a Durham poker table, they are nice and sturdy tables I still have one, but that cloth....

Back in the day the tray was a thing well before padded rails. Those tables were produced in the 60's & 70's so they stand up really well. Metal frame, sturdy folding legs & they came with plain green, red or tan felts, that cloth was definitley and after(birth)thought.

I have one, too! Although my research put it to the 40s, I believe. I picked it up almost 20 years ago from a guy on Craigslist who was “the baby” of his poker group at age 75, and it was getting too hard to pull games together anymore. Not the best looking table and I don’t care for the trays, but it gets the job done and we respect the history for sure.

 

[doublebooyah85]

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What am I looking at

 

[Hot Nuts]

Let's see what's out there today. Red, white & blue....America's table, only $15. 5 ft, seats 6...lol

Bottom?

 

[Hot Nuts]

Super cool casino style poker table has the four legs to close in for storage or to pop out to play​

$350

Very nice casino style poker table does fold in all four legs for storage and pops back up for you to play cards it's super nice they're going for $8,000 online but I'm asking $350 or best offer I will accept reasonable offers thank you

Tree fiddy? Only worth anything if it comes with real Cuban cigars and has a built-in humidor.

 

[Himewad]

they're going for $8,000 online but I'm asking $350

 

[Poker Zombie]

Super cool casino style poker table has the four legs to close in for storage or to pop out to play​

$350

Very nice casino style poker table does fold in all four legs for storage and pops back up for you to play cards it's super nice they're going for $8,000 online but I'm asking $350 or best offer I will accept reasonable offers thank you

Tree fiddy? Only worth anything if it comes with real Cuban cigars and has a built-in humidor.

"they're going for $8,000 online"

 

[Hot Nuts]

Makes it here based on the creative bottom side alone. $60

Thinnest rail ever?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Makes it here based on the creative bottom side alone. $60

Thinnest rail ever?

After 3 attempts to put in a dealer's tray, all he has the space for was a pool-noodle rail.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Fold up poker table​

$20 · In stock
(Can I get 3?)

Ready to bring on the poker game. I have the table for you. It Measures 32 by 34 By 29" tall

 

[Hot Nuts]

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Noah Chocolate Poker table with Benches​

$250

Noah chocolate Wooden Poker table with benches. 54 inch triangle shaped table is 41 inches high. From Rooms to go.

For the 2-3 handed games.

 

[Hot Nuts]

POKER TABLE​

$95

Can you throw in some extra duct tape?

 

[Hot Nuts]

A few more.....

World's Most Unique Poker Table​

$3,800 · In stock

World's Most Awsome Poker Table....One of a kind, handcrafted 10 place table, using a wide variety of vintage ads, and small antique items around table...pics don't do it justice, a true show stopper for home or business use or display....could be yours...pm for complete info ....located in rural Sparta WI

Maybe the keys unlock some treasure chests? For $3800, gambool!