Poker Zombie
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I'm pretty sure it's midway into it's transformation as an Autobot.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (31 Viewers)
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I vote abomination, looks like 8 cat litter trays cut into a plastic table...ugh...
Poker Zombie
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I think that's the table from Charlie Brown's home game. I'm pretty sure I can identify Pig-Pen's seat.
Kentucky
Pair
It’s like it’s been built by someone who’s never seen a poker table so asked an AI chat bot to describe one in a foreign language and then put the answer through google translate a few times.
Oh - and they’re crap at home improvement projects.
Poker Zombie
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One thing I've learned from Fugly tables: Epoxy must be expensive.
Answers. He has none...Did… did he expoy finish the god-damn playing surface?
Questions. I have many.
Does it come with 8 teeny tiny narrow chairs?
Poker Table $20
8 person poker table. Good condition but one support board on underside needs new screws to improve stability. Table is large and fairly heavy. Porch pick up in bristow.
The bottom is worse than the top. At least it's only $20. You probably shouldn't try to "flip" this table. Check out the end of the legs.
Poker Zombie
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By taking the endcaps off the legs, he thwarted my desire to pay $20, unscrew and take the legs, then leave.
LotsOfChips
Flush
The bottom is worse than a lot of things!
tabletalker7
Full House
Hum ..... Firewood is kind of expensive right now ........ I think it will burn .......
chipinla
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16 of us need to get together for a one table game
MrCatPants
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A player died, they left the corpse for a few days and the body got a little leaky. No more games, so have to sell.
That’s not a poker table. That’s a Cornish hen fighting ring.
chipinla
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Great for drawmapong.
He burnt some of the wood. Didn't go nearly far enough.
MrCatPants
Full House
Free stab wounds!
Kentucky
Pair
- Comes with bill slot
Rooster410
3 of a Kind
Is there a thread for disgusting RAISED felts on poker tables? I hate race tracks, but hate them even more when they are LOWER than the felt. Why would someone raise the felt over the race track? Someone. Anyone. Why!
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If you love that, FB market place Baltimore $275 will get you this.
All racetrack tables should be built with the playing surface flush with the racetrack (lowered or raised are both horrible), and the racetrack should also be padded and felt covered (never a wood or other hard surface that can damage cards and chips).
Like the look of a wood racetrack table? Print a woodgrain image on a custom felt.
Poker Zombie
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Racetracks aren't bad if they are higher than the surface. Better when padded too. Just be careful it's not too wide.
I call it "a rail".
Cards pitched into a raised wood.racetrack are at a much higher risk of being exposed or damaged (either bent/broken, or scratched and thus marked). I've seen it first-hand multiple times.
I'd call that bad. Even horrible.
NotRealNameNoSir
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LotsOfChips
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You missed the rest of the post, where he said he was referring to the padded rail…
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