grebe
Full House
No, TBH, I am racist and assumed that since it was (possibly) from UK, they would be something cool like these:
Fugly Poker Table Thread (19 Viewers)
- Thread starter manamongkids
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Idk what's scarier, the table or the fact you need to go to this guy's off-grid fallout shelter to pick it up:
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/374631517034554
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/374631517034554
Jimulacrum
Full House
I'm not sure I can look at Facebook Marketplace anymore...
Not gonna lie, I actually kinda like this one. I'm a fan of octagon tables due to the straight edges and well-defined player spots, but of course an octagon isn't always big enough. This is like octagon meets oval.
The dealer cutout, though, ugh. Just take out that one panel of rail (maybe the tiny ones too), and that's a much better took. Doesn't make sense to have both the cutout and the rail there.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
When you go to pick up that table, you have to ask yourself "How many bad decisions has this guy made in life?"
Then ask yourself "Why am I giving him money to take home a part of it?"
Looks like your typical Cowboys fan's house.
Good gosh, the amount of dust in that place is scary. But you got to love the couch cushion curtains.
Jimulacrum
Full House
At first blurry glance, I thought this might have been a marble rail and pedestal, which would actually be pretty badass.
'Tis not, I see now.
It will probably also be for sale tomorrow...
What about 5 Card Drab?
I don't know. I think a few roofing shingles will put it over the top..weathered in for exterior use.
They want $120 in Cedar rapids
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I mean, if you are good at upholstery, and terrible at woodworking, it may be a good deal.
bsdunbar1
4 of a Kind
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Available today...
If the rail is removable, this one could be salvaged... Just pad and vinyl the rail and you're GTG.
Other than the location of the cup holders, this ain't all that bad for this thread.
Price is right and it has new felt!
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/spo/d/southampton-poker-card-banquet-table/7176137669.html
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/spo/d/southampton-poker-card-banquet-table/7176137669.html
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I like the underbelly shot. It's as if they want to say "Pair of folding legs, $40"
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Must sell. Money needed to buy new scissors.
Jambine
Full House
Designed by someone who saw a poker game once......
Rhodeman77
Straight Flush
Those aren’t cup holders, they are drool catchers!
Well...that's...different.
tabletalker7
Full House
I'm napping
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
That's the perfect table for taking bad beats on. You can slam you head into the rail, and be fine.
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Pretty sure they fail that class.
Jeeeez....
Maybe it's designed for people to be getting massages while playing? That looks comfortable enough to plow your chest into.
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