Fugly Poker Table Thread (33 Viewers)

[dkersey]

That's Rob Halford's poker table...

Spoiler: If you don't know who Rob Halford is...

Genius!

 

[allforcharity]

Instead of cupholders, maybe that person should just have built a trough.

 

[Indyscammer]

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Any drink is accommodated!

 

[Hot Nuts]

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Theme design. Goes with the Little Blind, Big Blind buttons. Little cup holder, big cup holder.

 

[FordPickup92]

https://frederick.craigslist.org/fuo/d/frederick-texas-holden-poker-table/7165177826.html

 

[Poker Zombie]

https://frederick.craigslist.org/fuo/d/frederick-texas-holden-poker-table/7165177826.html

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Nice find, but because these ads tend to eventually disappear, I'm screenshotting it for posterity.

...because who's going to believe...

• It's a rare Texas Holden table - not a typo, he typed it twice
• Only used once

Though if you were looking for basic Windsor back chairs and folding table legs you could do worse.

 

[Rieguy]

I found an actual abomination of a table, but I don't want people to harass the seller. Should I post it here?

 

[Rhodeman77]

Apparently tarps make a great playing surface. Only $75 too!!

 

[FordPickup92]

Nice find, but because these ads tend to eventually disappear, I'm screenshotting it for posterity.
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...because who's going to believe...

• It's a rare Texas Holden table - not a typo, he typed it twice
• Only used once

Though if you were looking for basic Windsor back chairs and folding table legs you could do worse.

Lol solid thought! I was going to but got lazy lol I can't imagine that table being comfortable in any way

I found an actual abomination of a table, but I don't want people to harass the seller. Should I post it here?

Yup send it

 

[Rieguy]

Only $100! It's also in "good condition"!

 

[FordPickup92]

https://houston.craigslist.org/spo/d/poker-table/7173147521.html

Only $100!

Oh yum, trash bag style rail my favorite

 

[wolfpack]

at least it's only $30

 

[BGinGA]

at least it's only $30

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lol, is that a cardboard rail?

 

[Thomacetti]

lol, is that a cardboard rail?

That Sir, is some first second third roadside grade pine scrapwood cut to measure with axe

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

That Sir, is some first second third roadside grade pine scrapwood cut to measure with axe

And cut into about 7 pieces (because 8 would require skill).

 

[Poker Zombie]

Actually, by my count it's 22 pieces. I wonder if instead of foam surface padding, they used sawdust.

 

[wolfpack]

When I took the screen shot I must have accidentally hit the is this still available button. Now the guy is messaging me lol

 

[Highli99]

The ability of this thread to constantly deliver in new and unique ways is a true testimony to human creativity. Some real treasures here. Not a lot of common sense, but plenty of laughs.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

When I took the screen shot I must have accidentally hit the is this still available button. Now the guy is messaging me lol

Just send him a link to this page...

 

[TheDuke]

$100 for this beauty. Noted as being a 'little wobbly'. Can't put my finger on it, but I think there's something else wrong with it.

 

[bigdonkey]

Nice find, but because these ads tend to eventually disappear, I'm screenshotting it for posterity.
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...because who's going to believe...

• It's a rare Texas Holden table - not a typo, he typed it twice
• Only used once

Though if you were looking for basic Windsor back chairs and folding table legs you could do worse.

Too bad this is a Holden table. I’m in the market for a 7 Card Stub table. Soooo close!

 

[Av8tion]

Only $500.... definitely a bargain price.... motivated seller for sure....

 

[Poker Zombie]

$100 for this beauty. Noted as being a 'little wobbly'. Can't put my finger on it, but I think there's something else wrong with it.

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No, he was a little wobbly while building it. Power tools + alcohol! Now you must be a little wobbly to buy it. Alcohol + Marketplace!

 

[P96531]

Nice find, but because these ads tend to eventually disappear, I'm screenshotting it for posterity.
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...because who's going to believe...

• It's a rare Texas Holden table - not a typo, he typed it twice
• Only used once

Though if you were looking for basic Windsor back chairs and folding table legs you could do worse.

My friend lives on Guertin Ct! I hope this is not her.... I live 1/2" off the right of that map.

 

[Av8tion]

My friend lives on Guertin Ct! I hope this is not her.... I live 1/2" off the right of that map.

honestly if you throw a rail on that it might not be too bad... kinda like a "some assembly required" table.... I'd offer $50 and see what happens...

 

[Av8tion]

I'm not sure I can look at Facebook Marketplace anymore...

 

[wolfpack]

I'm not sure I can look at Facebook Marketplace anymore...

compared to most the tables in this thread that is high end

 

[WedgeRock]

compared to most the tables in this thread that is high end

Correct. Most craigslist tables either a.) have no rail or b.) use a pool noodle for a rail.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I'm not sure I can look at Facebook Marketplace anymore...

I mean seriously, if not for the weird un-explainable notch, it's a badass table. Why TF would someone do that?!?!?!?

 

[Poker Zombie]

I mean seriously, if not for the weird un-explainable notch, it's a badass table. Why TF would someone do that?!?!?!?

Sometimes someone with a lot of woodworking skill but no poker experience decides to make a poker table. The results always make their way into this thread.