Fugly Poker Table Thread (37 Viewers)

[chippitydoodah]

Yesterday once I was off work fiddling with things in the basement while I iced my back, someone knocked on the door. This, if you've seen my neighborhood, never happens as it's really hidden.

I answer, and it's my neighbor from two doors down. His friend was getting rid of stuff and had a poker table. He grabbed it to resell it for a few bucks. He works with @BigLumber and knew I threw a game here or there. Figured I might be interested before Facebook marketplace....

I have never had someone do this and it not be a pile of shit. But hey, let's go take a look.

I walk up......

He's like "75 bucks?"

.........

I'll pay you 60 and you help me take it over to my house.....

Deal.

Spoiler: THE TABLE

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SNAKESKIN SIX MAN YEEEEEHAWWWWWWW

Cool. You should invite Ted Nugent on over to play

 

[Josh Kifer]

Cool. You should invite Ted Nugent on over to play

Ted and I wouldn't get along unless we went shooting.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Ted and I wouldn't get along unless we went shooting.

You could just shoot the table.

 

[Josh Kifer]

You could just shoot the table.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Hey @Josh Kifer I found table #2 for your poker zoo

https://www.facebook.com/share/16AwnwwYYy/

Ostrich rail & zebra wood

 

[Josh Kifer]

Hey @Josh Kifer I found table #2 for your poker zoo

https://www.facebook.com/share/16AwnwwYYy/

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Ostrich rail & zebra wood

60 bucks and I'm in.

 

[chippitydoodah]

If a pimp from the 70's was a poker table

Spoiler

https://www.facebook.com/share/168JXdup6k/

 

[mdt11]

If a pimp from the 70's was a poker table

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https://www.facebook.com/share/168JXdup6k/

Do the curved chip racks imply the existence of curved chips?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Ted and I wouldn't get along unless we went shooting.

You don't like rock guitar players?

 

[Huskerchipper]

If a pimp from the 70's was a poker table

Spoiler

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https://www.facebook.com/share/168JXdup6k/

Tell me that's not leftover coke on the far side of the table....

 

[allforcharity]

I bet the legs on that table have platform heels, too.

 

[dpeks13]

This one is a head scratcher

https://www.facebook.com/share/1Frxfb6dUe/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[AlbinoDragon]

This one is a head scratcher

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https://www.facebook.com/share/1Frxfb6dUe/?mibextid=wwXIfr

"I want to be a billiards table when I grow up."

 

[JZPdub]

This is not what we mean when we discuss Barrington table modifications. Talk about not reading the memo carefully...

 

[buzzmonkey]

 

[Hot Nuts]

70 inches? You'd need one of these to scoop pots.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

I don't get it...

 

[Poker Zombie]

It's a "notagon"

 

[chippitydoodah]

It's a "notagon"

Oh dude! This had me dyin'. The laugh emoji wasn't enough.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

It's a "notagon"

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Every gardener will tell you that you must cut your roses with very sharp pruning shears.

...but you can't cut fabric with pruning shears. So an A+ for effort.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[mdt11]

I don't get it...
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[Mushmanchuman]

 

[drdr]

On the count of three you will eat the cupholder.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

I see what happened here... The guy and his conversion van traversed the Serengeti of his life until the van finally gave out. Then he re-purposed the center console and some of the carpet.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Custom bar/ poker table​

$400 $500

• Condition
  Used - like new

Custom poker table made from barn wood and apoxy and beer bottle caps 400 or best offer

That vinyl record might be worth more than the table and vinyl should be on the rail, not at the center of the table.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Custom bar/ poker table​

$400 $500

• Condition
  Used - like new

Custom poker table made from barn wood and apoxy and beer bottle caps 400 or best offer

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That vinyl record might be worth more than the table and vinyl should be on the rail, not at the center of the table.

Redneck Bedazzled

 

[WedgeRock]

Money and cards also under the epoxy? That's always a good idea.