Fugly Poker Table Thread (27 Viewers)

[Michbrog]

Pretty sure he nailed the "one of a kind" in his description

https://bgky.craigslist.org/bar/5718724358.html

 

[Rhodeman77]

While not the fugliest table, the asking price and fact that it took 6 months to "build" it made laugh hard! At least for the $3,000 you get "real Las Vegas felt" lol!

 

[Hot Nuts]

View attachment 55681 Pretty sure he nailed the "one of a kind" in his description

https://bgky.craigslist.org/bar/5718724358.html

You buy a table like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup.

 

[chipjoker]

Post 541, I just sold one of those folding octagon table toppers at my yard sell for $5..

 

[tigon]

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This beauty just went up for sale locally... FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS hahaha

Quilted, super soft with 3 layers... that's the good stuff.

 

[buffalosldr]

 

[manamongkids]

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pretty nice chairs

 

[buffalosldr]

pretty nice chairs

Decent yeah... But this is a fugly table thread. And I'm finding out Michigan knows how to build them fugly.

 

[buffalosldr]

View attachment 55746 While not the fugliest table, the asking price and fact that it took 6 months to "build" it made laugh hard! At least for the $3,000 you get "real Las Vegas felt" lol!

Those chairs are made of silver.

 

[BGinGA]

Gotta give 'em credit for ingenuity. Execution, not so much.

 

[Poker Zombie]

First words out of my mouth: "I hate my knees"

 

[MacGrad]

For those dealers who hate sitting in the middle of the table...

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-oth...bo/1199083146?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[MacGrad]

Are my eyes deceiving me, or is there a raised wooden platform in the middle of this table?

 

[RowdyRawhide]

Are my eyes deceiving me, or is there a raised wooden platform in the middle of this table?

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YES your are deceiving you because that is a sunken chip trap in the middle of that table. That has to be a royal PITA to scoop a pot from

 

[upNdown]

I just don't understand so many of these things.

 

[Wils]

I just don't understand so many of these things.

That's how you know you're okay.

 

[legend672]

Does anyone remember the Texas shaped table from back on the blue wall? These things may just be the start of something awesome (assuming you live in a new state shaped like an oval).

I still winch when I think of that table

 

[upNdown]

https://vermont.craigslist.org/spo/5782690112.html

 

[MacGrad]

What about this monstrosity? No racetrack, no padded rail, and chips would be so difficult to stack and shuffle on the glass surface...

 

[MegaTon44]

Interesting table. Didn't know they came in a leather snowflake design....

Certainly is unique I suppose.

 

[BGinGA]

Those must be mixed-nuts holders in the corners, 'cuz they certainly aren't deep enough to use as cup holders.....

 

[mummel]

Hideous.....

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not only are they shallow - they're concave, thus promoting spillage. Which isn't so bad because that table would wipe clean pretty easily.

 

[Wils]

I'm sensing a lot of jealousy in this thread...

 

[mummel]

On second thought, that table could make a mean gaming table. Something like Settlers could work. Cup holders could hold your roads etc. Got a medieval feel to it.

 

[mummel]

Even the layout is a hex!

 

[atomiktoaster]

Even the layout is a hex!

Honestly, that would be a badass Catan table if it fit the center hex. The "cupholders" would actually work fine for your roads and settlements.

You'd probably want to fit the full 6 player board:

 

[Poker Zombie]

You know you have too much money when you have a table just for Settlers.

 

[atomiktoaster]

You know you have too much money when you have a table just for Settlers.

I really like Settlers, but controlling all the cards and hexes on a slick table can really be a mess. This guy really helps keep things organized:

 

[BGinGA]

You know you have too much money when you have a table just for Settlers.

Yeah, like 10,000+ chips isn't an indicator....