Fugly Poker Table Thread (45 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Maff is hard. Geometry is impossible.

 

[Hot Nuts]

It has been completely striped and restained.

I think he meant stripped and restrained, but he still is correct that it's been striped.

 

[Max D]

This is really bad... How can they expect any $$ :

 

[rowlin]

It has been completely striped and restained.

I think he meant stripped and restrained, but he still is correct that it's been striped.

We got a notice recently that the parking lot was going to be re-stripped and that some spaces would be temporarily unavailable.

 

[atomiktoaster]

This is what happens when a pool table company builds a poker table (literally). $1700 on Craigslist.

 

[Junior24xx]

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The legs look good on that one

 

[rowlin]

It looks like a converted easel or drafting table.

 

[WillAndrew]

$10,000 gets it.

"The lighted sign is for advertising your business when anyone gets a pic of themselves play poker with the wild life (as if they are) They will have to put it on social media. Thats advertising for free.
Buyer must work out delivery and I don't need help selling this one of a kind."

"I don't need help selling this one of a kind"
"I don't need help selling this one of a kind"
"I don't need help selling this one of a kind"

 

[Poker Zombie]

I don't need help selling this one of a kind, I just need help.

 

[Junior24xx]

Oh My God!!!!!

 

[Richard Cranium]

We have a winner.

 

[SemiNumerical]

I don't need help selling this one of a kind

 

[MoeTremper]

Good thing that buck is drinking Coke, and not deer beer. We all know that drunk driving is way worse with cloven hooves:

 

[Kain8]

Verbatim from the Canada Letgo site:

Guenuine nogahide poker table straight out of the 70's very heavy. Pickup only in Mimico

Yikes.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Some poor noga died to make that table. We shouldn't laugh at it.

 

[abby99]

Guenuine nogahide poker table straight out of the 70's very heavy. Pickup only in Mimico

Somebody should send it back.

 

[Hot Nuts]

 

[Poker Zombie]

I thought I've seen some bad reactions to fugly tables, but the guy in the fighting Irish t-shirt's head literally exploded!

 

[upNdown]

I don't understand why only half the table is allowed to have drinks

 

[brains613]

I don't understand why only half the table is allowed to have drinks

Clearly you've never burned out a drill while using a hole saw... Can get expensive...


...or so I've heard...

 

[mummel]

No words.......

 

[namsupak]

This is not a poker table, but these things are sharp! and quite a deal!

Poker Chip Ninja Stars with carrying case - $20

 

[Hot Nuts]

This is not a poker table, but these things are sharp! and quite a deal!

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Poker Chip Ninja Stars with carrying case - $20

If you win a hand with J2 (the ninja) you get to throw those at the loser(s).

 

[GoStumpy]

Here's one!

"Seats 12"

 

[Toonexile]

I don't understand why only half the table is allowed to have drinks

Well, if you can have 'no smoking' areas, surely you're allowed to have 'no drinking' areas

 

[Toonexile]

Edit:
Sorry, everyone. Double post which I can't delete again.
Sigh (n) :thumbsdown:

 

[Poker Zombie]

Here's one!

"Seats 12"

"I have some really nice table legs. What should I do with them?"

"I dunno. Why don't you stick the 12 man liferaft on top of them and we can play some poker?"

 

[SemiNumerical]

"I have some really nice table legs. What should I do with them?"

"I dunno. Why don't you stick the 12 man liferaft on top of them and we can play some poker?"

Looks like a oversized beanbag with felt in the middle.

 

[mummel]

I dont know. I think this one is still the worst table Ive seen in this thread hahahaha!

 

[dew4au]

Rail? We don't need no stinkin' rail! Professional Felt, Easy to Store. This baby can be yours for two bills. This guy has been listing the table for the same price for about three months now.