Fugly Poker Table Thread (44 Viewers)

[BGinGA]

Nice craftsmanship... but for $5500 it better come with a solid gold rake and sexy attendant to retrieve cards and chips from the middle. Seriously though who spends $10k having someone build something like this? View attachment 1286806

Folks who want their poker table and pool table to match, but don't understand it's a bad idea.....

 

[BGinGA]

One glaring omission in the thread:

Adjacent cupholders for shot glasses and liquor bottles.

You heard it here first.

 

[Taghkanic]

Understatement of this 174 page thread.

The quote...
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"Wife for perspective ...there is plenty of space for all your friends to have some fun.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Swedish craftmanship at its finest. For a mere $1,000, this beauty will change hands

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Not so sure about the table, but I love the man cave!

 

[Eriks]

Not so sure about the table, but I love the man cave!

Agreed, there is some hope for them

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Nice craftsmanship... but for $5500 it better come with a solid gold rake and sexy attendant to retrieve cards and chips from the middle. Seriously though who spends $10k having someone build something like this? View attachment 1286806

Folks who want their poker table and pool table to match, but don't understand it's a bad idea.....

I'm thinking it's a topper for the pool table underneath???

 

[Highli99]

Swedish craftmanship at its finest. For a mere $1,000, this beauty will change hands

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Is that a poker room inside of a sex dungeon, or a sex dungeon inside of a poker room?

 

[TonZaga]

Is that a poker room inside of a sex dungeon, or a sex dungeon inside of a poker room?

yes.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Is that a poker room inside of a sex dungeon, or a sex dungeon inside of a poker room?

Is there a difference? I get screwed either way.

 

[aurumity]

 

[Indyscammer]

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[davesilver88]

My game tonight

 

[tooth_doc]

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[TonZaga]

My game tonight

Would hate for someone to trip on those shoes and accidentally flip that table

 

[allforcharity]

Would HOPE for someone to trip on those shoes and accidentally flip that table

FYP

 

[Hot Nuts]

Homemade poker table, just seeing what I could get for it. First build, kind of rough around the edges, but never had any experience with building from scratch. Shoot an offer, I can send close ups if necessary.

 

[BGinGA]

Homemade poker table, just seeing what I could get for it. First build, kind of rough around the edges, but never had any experience with building from scratch. Shoot an offer, I can send close ups if necessary.

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Stick with pottery, dude.

 

[softchewy]

I can send close ups if necessary

 

[Eriks]

Homemade poker table, just seeing what I could get for it. First build, kind of rough around the edges, but never had any experience with building from scratch. Shoot an offer, I can send close ups if necessary.

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Forgot which thread I was in for a second

 

[SwissChip]

Swedish craftmanship at its finest. For a mere $1,000, this beauty will change hands

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This makes me feel uncomfortable…

 

[Nymor]

Homemade poker table, just seeing what I could get for it. First build, kind of rough around the edges, but never had any experience with building from scratch. Shoot an offer, I can send close ups if necessary.

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[CallingStation614]

Homemade poker table, just seeing what I could get for it. First build, kind of rough around the edges, but never had any experience with building from scratch. Shoot an offer, I can send close ups if necessary.

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At least 45 times in this thread I thought to myself "This is it. It can't get worse, this is the ugliest mf poker table that I'll ever see."

And then people still come up with shit like this lmao

 

[Poker Zombie]

I love how @Nymor's avatar is equally aghast.

 

[allforcharity]

Shoot an offer,

I would pay you $10 to watch a livestream of you destroying that thing with an axe and then setting the debris on fire.

 

[badbeatmedic]

I found this masterpiece on Facebook Marketplace. Don’t all rush to the listing at once, please. Listed to move at $1500.

 

[BigJackJones]

But

 

[Hot Nuts]

I found this masterpiece on Facebook Marketplace. Don’t all rush to the listing at once, please. Listed to move at $1500.

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Damn, they give you 5 river cards playing on this table. I already hate having 1.

Is that anti-speed cloth?

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm not going to lie... in the fugly table thread, this is both stupid, and the most awesome thing evah!

 

[River2024]

Where are the chairs that go with this?