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Sitting Out
I’m so sad that this is the only other picture provided.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (40 Viewers)
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TonZaga
Straight
5th card on the river. Bunker 5 is first to act…
That is a pretty imaginative and unique application, even though they sorta screwed up on the turn and river position options. Ah, what coulda been.... and a 'printed' felt (vs artificial turf ffs) could capture the essence without destroying the playability. A printed "greens" racetrack with those hole cupholders (flags optional for seating assignments) would have been awesome imo.
Kudos on design, zeros on application.
Kudos on design, zeros on application.
Texas v. Oklahoma- Who wins?
Dodger
Flush
Just throw the whole table into a river.
EastCoastCali
Pair
EastCoastCali
Pair
Dibs on two cup holders if split…depending on price
Apparently, neither.
Old State
Full House
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WTF?
Indyscammer
Flush
Who doesn't like card slots? 
I'm sure the guy next to you WON'T look.
I'm sure the guy next to you WON'T look.
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
@upNdown this would create all kinds of issues for us! LOL
MrCatPants
Full House
Not a poker table I know, but poker accompanying furniture. My wife won't let me buy this for some reason.
CallingStation614
Pair
EastCoastCali
Pair
I don't understand the point of any of the parts of that table lol...good god...
drdr
3 of a Kind
Some of them are cheating, have more cards than the others.
Nymor
Two Pair
I don't understand the point of any of the parts of that table lol...good god...
Same thought here. Makes me lean towards it being a table for another, specific, game?
CallingStation614
Pair
Thought so as well, it‘s specifically declared as poker table though…
I guess it‘s a (ugly) Scrabble or Domino table?
EastCoastCali
Pair
Maybe they misunderstood what chips were so they added an actual chip tray and a dip tray on the corner...
Nymor
Two Pair
Google Lens points to it being a Spanish Classical Montecarlo de Valentí Table
Image from, and more images at
https://www.pamono.eu/game-table-in-walnut-and-leather-from-valenti-spain-1990s
Image from, and more images at
https://www.pamono.eu/game-table-in-walnut-and-leather-from-valenti-spain-1990s
EastCoastCali
Pair
Surprised by their value! I appreciate your research, but I'm still sooo very confused lol, I need to find pics of it being used to understand wtf is happening. Off the google I go...Google Lens points to it being a Spanish Classical Montecarlo de Valentí Table
Image from, and more images at
https://www.pamono.eu/game-table-in-walnut-and-leather-from-valenti-spain-1990s
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Nymor
Two Pair
Hope you can find something - I'm coming up short. There are also 6 handed versions but I can't find any specific game that it is used for, Monte Carlo just points to a version of solitaire?
EastCoastCali
Pair
Aaaand I'm back, and much like you, to no avail. I could see the random trays having an obvious intent per the game/games it's intended, as I'm sure the raised canter probably does too, but that's what baffles me the most lol, WHY'S IT RAAAISED......
Nymor
Two Pair
The fact that there is also a 6 handed version pushes me further towards it being a specific game
The symmetry makes me think this is a game that involves a partner who sits opposite, like Bridge or Euchre, and the "slots" have something in them.
The symmetry makes me think this is a game that involves a partner who sits opposite, like Bridge or Euchre, and the "slots" have something in them.
Nymor
Two Pair
One suggestion is Quadrille, although that is French/English. Whatever it is I suspect it is an old game.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrille_(card_game)
The corners are for candles though - as shown in this slightly different vintage card table.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrille_(card_game)
The corners are for candles though - as shown in this slightly different vintage card table.
CallingStation614
Pair
I thought those were for drinks lolOne suggestion is Quadrille, although that is French/English. Whatever it is I suspect it is an old game.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrille_(card_game)
The corners are for candles though - as shown in this slightly different vintage card table.
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