For Sale FREE Givaway New Piatnik Large Index Cards- ENDED & WINNER IS @BGinGA! (1 Viewer)

[Blaster]

OK, I'm feeling like Giving Away a Shrinkwrapped, Factory Sealed Deck of Piatnik Plastic #1361 Jumbo Index Poker Cards!
Via a "Funny Caption Contest" ( Details below).

** As an additional Bonus, also included with the deck, will be 1 ASM Real Casino Used Chip, and 1 Paulson Chip.

FUNNY CAPTION CONTEST FOR FREE GIVEAWAY:

Simple Rules to Win Free Givaway
PLEASE READ ALL BEFORE ENTERING ::

1) - Open to entrants having at least 50 Posts at time of entry, AND MUST have any USA state or territories zipcode address for delivery purpose of prize, Trackable shipping is Included to USA zipcodes.

2) - ** Copy the below below picture into your post in this thread, and add a funny caption, No edits, 1 entry per member only. For consistency, Caption below picture in quotes and bold italics preferred but not required.

3) - There must be minimum of 15 valid entries by noon eastern This Wednesday May 15th, or giveaway is void.

4) - * On or About May 15th , I will Pick 3 Losing Entrants ( Sorry ! ), from the at least 15 or more valid entries.

* Those 3 members ( Losers) will be notified IN This Thread, and actually become the "Judges" of this contest, and will have 24 hours to each nominate a winning funny caption from the valid entries (not their own, or of the other 2 judges), and each Post their 1 nominee in this thread.
If the results are unanimous, that entry is the winner, if not unanimous, I will then pick the actual winner from those nominated.

5) If 1 judge does not nominate within the 24 hours allotted , there will only be 2 nominees, if 2 judges are AWOL, then I will select 2 alternate judges.

6) The prize will be packed well and shipped with tracking, I am not responsible for the prize after it is shipped.

7) Good Luck!!!

THE PICTURE IS:

 

[Blaster]

Reserved

 

[warewulf]

I know it's not necessarily relevant, but what movie is this pic from? I recognize Sean Penn, but not the other two.

 

[Billy Baroo]

Not sure it’s from a movie, but I’m pretty sure that’s Madonna and Bono in that pic with Sean Penn.

 

[4SUMERZ]

Madonna is the woman on the left, and Bono is on the right. It was taken at Amnesty international in 1986

 

[BGinGA]

Madonna: "You were in BOTH the Star and BTP chip group buys, and you didn't tell us about either one??"
Sean (thinking): "You're fucking dead to me. But do you have any for sale?"

 

[Lemonzest]

Madonna: "You were in BOTH the Star and BTP chip group buys, and you didn't tell us about either one??"
Sean (thinking): "You're fucking dead to me. But do you have any for sale?"

This makes me not want to try. Way funnier than my idea

 

[jbriod]

This won’t win but had to get it out there lol

TITLE: The Day Bono Joined

Madonna: Welcome to the PCF Bono.

Sean: If you thought sex, drugs and rock and roll was addicting...then you haven’t experienced chipping. Run Dude, you have no idea what you’re in for. Sleepless nights, endless packages, empty PayPal...and that’s just a Pre-Sale!

 

[warewulf]

Sean: Hey Bono, what's that awful smell?

Bono: HI MADONNA! What is that lovely perfume you're wearing?

Madonna: I really prefer THC mold over RHC. RHC just doesn't have the same feel.

 

[MegaTon44]

Bono: So you mean to tell me that he never made you climax? Not even after using pills, creams, and pumps?

Madonna: I mean, he tries. Just doesn't do it for me.

Sean: Hot dog down a hallway, bro

Bono: Shut the fuck up, Spicoli. The adults are talking.

 

[mike32]

Bono “Sean I hear Madonna is trying to become an actor, how do you think she compares to the likes of Hoffman, Pacino and De Niro?”

Penn

 

[Sprouty]

"The whole barrel"

 

[asian bino]

Madonna: "The progressive edge spotting on the mockups you posted is totally bitchin', but that Blurple 5k is BAG YOUR FACE!"

 

[jazzV3]

Madonna:
"Bono - Don't turn around, but that guy behind Sean has something in his hand - ...and it's not a hot dog"

 

[Geremie]

Madonna: Sorry Bono, once you go jumbo index you never go back

Penn: *smirks*

 

[Beakertwang]

This year’s celebrity Halloween costume contest honorable mentions (L to R):
Madonna as Justin Bieber as played by Kate McKinnon, The Cure’s Robert Smith as Harvey Milk, and Ronny Milsap as Mitch Hedberg.

 

[Nuhockey]

Madonna: "You want join me and Sean in a three way?"
Bono: "Thanks but no Thanks!!! I wouldn't even F&#K you with the Edges D$CK."

 

[MC Poker]

Madonna: "Lady Gaga Aint got Shit on ME"
Bono: "Did you write a new hit, whats in about"
Madonna "Sean's new love"
Bono: "tell me more!"
Penn: "seriously, its not that bad"
Madonna: "want me to sign it for you"
Bono: "of course lass, lets hear it"

(Like a Virgin Music starts playing in the background out of thin air)

Madonna:

"Like a Chipper,
I Bought for the very first time
Like a chipper
Im hooked,
till my very last dime

When the mail comes
she thinks Ive lost my mind
but my heart says
this Pron is mine

Like a chipper
Im going to buy them all
Like a chipper
Im not in time!

When I log in,
Shit There's a Chip Room sale
but my wallet,
says you have no bills

Like a Chipper
Broke for the very first Time
Like a chipper
what am I going to sell
Im a chipper"

Bono: Trade you a rack of BTP 500s for the rights to your song
Penn: DONE!

 

[Blaster]

This one is NOT Valid, (since I'm giving away the prize) , but here's one:

Madonna: "What do you mean do I wanna play an Elf in your next video???"
Sean Penn ( "Thinking To Himself") ... "You're just lookin' at her tits, ...so.. I'm gonna Fukin' Kill you, then stab you, then hit you with a pipe, then ..."

 

[trever]

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I don't care how they do it in Europe; you're in America now and we shuffle BEHIND.

 

[MacMac]

EDIT(forgot to attach image)

"I've told you 100x, there's NO button straddles unless the whole table agrees....."

 

[bigdonkey]

Bono (playing me): "Look, my blue deck is fine, but the red one bled and is unplayable. This would make my set-up whole again. How about I send you $20 and you forget this silliness?"

Madonna (playing give-away winner): "Deal!"

Penn (playing Blaster): "YOU DICK!"

 

[Blaster]

Quick glance looks like there's 15 entries so far, so this Free Giveaway is 'gonna happen ....

( Ironically, the entry above, from @bigdonkey , cleverly a caption asking me to sell him the deck & void the giveaway/screw the other entrants, , seems to actually be THE 15th valid entry that's making this givaway happen, per the rules, if there were only 14, no giveaway, and I'd probably take him up on the offer ... ( Only kick yourself @bigdonkey if you don't win !! )

Ends tomorrow, so anyone who hasn't entered yet , give it a try!

 

[bigdonkey]

Quick glance looks like there's 15 entries so far, so this Free Giveaway is 'gonna happen ....

( Ironically, the entry above, from @bigdonkey , cleverly a caption asking me to sell him the deck & void the giveaway/screw the other entrants, , seems to actually be THE 15th valid entry that's making this givaway happen, per the rules, if there were only 14, no giveaway, and I'd probably take him up on the offer ... ( Only kick yourself @bigdonkey if you don't win !! )

Ends tomorrow, so anyone who hasn't entered yet , give it a try!

Give away rules state 1 entry, no edits. I don't see anything forbidding me from withdrawing my submission. POOF! Like it never happened...

 

[Blaster]

Last call for entries !!

 

[Blaster]

The Giveaway has Ended!

As per Rule # 4:
4) - * On or About May 15th , I will Pick 3 Losing Entrants ( Sorry ! ), from the at least 15 or more valid entries.
* Those 3 members ( Losers) will be notified IN This Thread, and actually become the "Judges" of this contest, and will have 24 hours to each nominate a winning funny caption from the valid entries (not their own, or of the other 2 judges), and each Post their 1 nominee in this thread.
If the results are unanimous, that entry is the winner, if not unanimous, I will then pick the actual winner from those nominated.
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I have to choose 3 Judges per above, so, The 3 Judges Are!:
@warewulf
@Beakertwang
@MC Poker

** Judges, please clearly post Your winning nominee as soon as possible, and it can't be any of the 3 judges entries.
(Latest by 12:15PM Eastern Tomorrow Latest) in this thread.
You may also have an "Honorable Mention" ( no prize), if desired, feel free to re-quote the posts, or simply mention picks by name:
Winning Nominee -
Honorable Mention -

*** We await your Choices!

 

[warewulf]

My entry sucked that bad?

Ok, I'll look tonight and vote.

 

[MC Poker]

My entry sucked that bad?

Ok, I'll look tonight and vote.

Mine to rofl and ditto

 

[Beakertwang]

My entry sucked that bad?

Ok, I'll look tonight and vote.

Mine to rofl and ditto

I think it's time to stage a mutiny!

 

[Beakertwang]

Alright, since the 3 best entries have been unceremoniously eliminated from contention...

I'll have to go with @mike32, for referencing both Madonna's acting and Spicoli.