First Name Check In (5 Viewers)

[detroitdad]

When I was in the service. I had a SGT look at my paperwork and tell me I filled it out wrong. That I put the wrong name on it (put Billy instead of William). I of course said, "no sir, my name is billy". He says, "are you sure, what does it say on your birth certificate?", lol.

I had to explain that my parents are from the deep fucking south and I was named after my grandfather..........Fucking "Billy"............lol

Now I just let people call me whatever. It usually starts with Asshole, or something there abouts.

 

[courage]

Chris

 

[BGinGA]

my uncle's real name was "Buddy" but he was born in mississippi. you can take the neck out of the red...

Yeah, no kidding. I actually have a cousin who's given name is Bubba. Srsly.

And I have more nieces/aunts/name-a-female-relative who's middle name is either Lee, May, Jo, Sue, or Kay than you can shake a stick at. Martha Lee, Sarah Jo, Katie May, Linda Kay, Mary Sue, blah, blah, blah. At least forty of 'em without counting hard. Frickin' Kentuckians....

 

[Wick125]

I go by Gabe

 

[jbutler]

Yeah, no kidding. I actually have a cousin who's given name is Bubba. Srsly.

And I have more nieces/aunts/name-a-female-relative who's middle name is either Lee, May, Jo, Sue, or Kay than you can shake a stick at. Martha Lee, Sarah Jo, Katie May, Linda Kay, Mary Sue, blah, blah, blah. At least forty of 'em without counting hard. Frickin' Kentuckians....

my mom's siblings:

buddy
ronnie
ray/kay (twins ftw)
cherie (my mom, born in france obv - seriously)
eddie
wayne

none of those are nicknames, btw.

my dad's side of the family has typical southern aristocratic family names. one side is racist and mean as all hell and the other side is loving and welcoming to anyone you could find. guess which are the bastards? spoiler: not the rednecks. #juststereotypicalsouthernthings

 

[Milo013]

my dad's side of the family has typical southern aristocratic family names. one side is racist and mean as all hell and the other side is loving and welcoming to anyone you could find. guess which are the bastards? spoiler: not the rednecks. #juststereotypicalsouthernthings

In my younger days (and hopefully my retirement years), I used to go to the southern US for golf. South Carolina, Georgia . . . Our group always found that the people who MOST typified the stereotype of "genteel southern hospitality" were those from the lower socioeconomic strata. the more well of folks seemed to be the more likely they were to be pricks. Having said that, I feel the same about people where I live, as well. So, maybe it's just me and mine . . .

 

[LabMonkey]

John.

 

[pltrgyst]

Larry.

I don't answer to Lawrence unless it's my Mom, and she's dead, so....

 

[Poker Zombie]

Larry.

I don't answer to Lawrence unless it's my Mom, and she's dead, so....

Got it.

Larry.

Last person to call him Lawrence, well, she's not around no more, see?

 

[Forest@Farmington]

Gerry.. No its not "Gary". Real name is Gerald and only a couple of people call me that.

 

[Tommy]

 

[Big Jilm]

My name is James and I am a chipaholic.

 

[pltrgyst]

Last person to call him Lawrence, well, she's not around no more, see?

You mean "...she's not around no more, capisce?" :

 

[tommythecat]

I was thinking more along the lines of... "My mother called me Lawrence once.....................................................once."

 

[MikeNV79]

ummm...Micheal or Mike. Doesn't matter.

 

[chipjoker]

Hi, my name is.......Shawn, and I am a Chipaholic......

Oh sorry, wrong place for that..or is it??? You just wanted my name.

 

[guinness]

Tim. Legal name Timothy (doesn't bug me), college buddies call me Timmy (doesn't bug me), chippers call me Guinness (doesn't bug me) and poker players who are new to playing with me call me "spewtard asshat donkfactory WTF duece four off suit", shortened to Spew (like Stu) when the session progresses.

 

[Redbelly]

Tim. Legal name Timothy (doesn't bug me), college buddies call me Timmy (doesn't bug me), chippers call me Guinness (doesn't bug me) and poker players who are new to playing with me call me "spewtard asshat donkfactory WTF duece four off suit", shortened to Spew (like Stu) when the session progresses. (doesn't bug me).

Fixed your post Guinness!:

 

[H|Q]

Call me whatever the hell you want to call me. Just do it when I have the nuts.

 

[Reds]

I was afraid to make this post after reading about this Reds guy but as you can see by my name here, I also go by Reds. Just a nickname that started when I was in high school. When I played basketball they called me Reds because of my red hair. Original right? You can also just call me Mike too.

 

[PAZ]

Paul.

 

[Redbelly]

I was afraid to make this post after reading about this Reds guy but as you can see by my name here, I also go by Reds. Just a nickname that started when I was in high school. When I played basketball they called me Reds because of my red hair. Original right? You can also just call me Mike too.

"Reds" should be ok... "Red" ... No.

Welcome!!!

 

[Reds]

"Reds" should be ok... "Red" ... No.

Welcome!!!

Cool! Thanks.

 

[dennis63]

Dennis. The day I picked my screen name, my imagination was out to lunch.

 

[sat guru]

Eamonn

 

[links_slayer]

Josh, but you can call me links

 

[mike32]

Mike obv

 

[jja412]

Joe...

 

[Shaggy]

Dustin

 

[Zippity]

Jonathan, or Jon.