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OP
'Pump and dump'. (to get the pot nice and fat only to fold on the next street)
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'fatten the pig'. (to bloat a pot early, prior to the slaughter of multiway all in)
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'Pump the pig'. (a drunken idiom that will haunt me forever)
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'fatten the pig'. (to bloat a pot early, prior to the slaughter of multiway all in)
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'Pump the pig'. (a drunken idiom that will haunt me forever)
JustDogbert
Two Pair
Russian Saying
- Don't be mad at the mirror if you are ugly
Dostoevsky
- Suffering is the origin of consciousness
- it takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently
Me
- Twitter, the short bus of the internet
- Don't be mad at the mirror if you are ugly
Dostoevsky
- Suffering is the origin of consciousness
- it takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently
Me
- Twitter, the short bus of the internet
The only thing you take to the grave is your name.
ekricket
Royal Flush
Here’s another Garcia one
“Somebody needs to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.”
Mongoose
Full House
Haha, yep. I remember seeing a clip of this where he said that. I believe it had something to do with them getting involved with environmental preservation
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many. Mark Twain
Mongoose
Full House
Who’s complaining?
buzzmonkey
Flush
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
The scandal isn’t what's illegal; the scandal is what’s legal.
— MICHAEL KINSLEY (NOVEMBER 15, 1990, ON CROSSFIRE)
— MICHAEL KINSLEY (NOVEMBER 15, 1990, ON CROSSFIRE)
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
—HENRY DAVID THOREAU (JOURNAL ENTRY, 1961)
—HENRY DAVID THOREAU (JOURNAL ENTRY, 1961)
All you need for a movie is a girl and a gun.
— JEAN-LUC GODARD
— JEAN-LUC GODARD
It is what it is, but it ain’t what you think.
— NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS LINEBACKER BRANDON SPIKES
— NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS LINEBACKER BRANDON SPIKES
It pays to have friends in low places. I find they do more for me in the long haul than the average maker and shaker.
—DON DELILLO, GREAT JONES STREET (1973)
(Sorry to spam the thread, I used to collect quotations for a webzine.)
—DON DELILLO, GREAT JONES STREET (1973)
(Sorry to spam the thread, I used to collect quotations for a webzine.)
Less profound than some, but apropos to chipping:
Gabriel Iglesias (on Stephen Colbert) when asked why he collects VW buses:
"I don't have a cocaine habit, and I had to do something with the money."
Gabriel Iglesias (on Stephen Colbert) when asked why he collects VW buses:
"I don't have a cocaine habit, and I had to do something with the money."
buzzmonkey
Flush
"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology." -Carl Sagan
I was not sure I posted in here but did at one time.
I'll add another quote from my deceased Dad.
"Son, if the shoe doesn't fit...well, maybe it's not your shoe!"
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
If I had the money I’d collect VW buses too. Love those things for some inexplicable reason.
buzzmonkey
Flush
Practice makes less imperfect
—ME
—ME
Mangatang
Straight
Youth is wasted on the young.
“Comfort is the enemy of progress."
PT Barnum
PT Barnum
“Man that sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger” - Confusion
Ben8257
Royal Flush
legend672
Full House
Confucius say, he who fart in church, sit in pew. I think he’s confusion‘s cousin
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