Fugly Poker Table Thread (13 Viewers)

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Previously owned by Mikhail Gorbachev.
 
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$450 -
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Maple and black custom corner poker and gaming table with 4 chairs.

Designed to fit well in a corner. Table suits itself well for both poker and other table games as it has a natural dealer position.

Base is made from 3/4" maple ply. Finishing in gloss black with maple faux inlay. Storage in the base accessed through removable panel.

Top was just refinished and has seen no play yet. Finished in black felt with foam underneath giving it a very playable feel. Rail is padded and finished in vinyl. 2 spots of wear on the rail show some cracking. Would be easy to repair or wrap.

Table can be easily disassembled for transport, but a truck/suv or larger will be needed for transport.

4 of the chairs are matched. 5th chair is not. All chairs in good condition with no rips or tears. The 4 matching chairs are height adjustable with a small amount of recline. Backs can be locked so they don't recline.

Reasonable offers entertained. Serious inquiries only please.
 
Designed to fit well in a corner.
Interesting concept. Might be worth exploring designs for a slightly larger 6-player table that is located in the corner of a man cave....
 
How many misdeals per hour on that table? Seven? I'd take the over...

Do all the players just hold their hole cards in their hands off the table? They must, right?
 
I wish I had a picture of the first one I built. It was a table top that I put together with my awesome carpentry skills and two old pieces of wood I had laying around. While it served its purpose, the hinges were on the wrong side of the two boards I used, so there was a lump in the middle of the bright red felt that I got from Walmart, and the corners were only covered with a metal casing. Just enough to where we wouldn't get hurt if we hit it. The stupid thing weighed 4,000 pounds, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but in reality, it was probably only about 40 pounds. It was awkward. It was ugly. It was fantastic. We played on that table for a couple of years with the crappy 11.5 gram plastic "clay" chips you can buy in the aluminum case and some Orange County Choppers Playing Cards. We thought we were in the WSOP with our $20 buy-ins and zero knowledge of how to actually play. Seems like it was yesterday, but we're talking roughly 15-17 years ago. Great times.

From the sounds of things, we may have played in the same circles lol Great times!
 
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I do not think this is a poker table, rather an alter for human and/or animal sacrifices, with a trough for the blood to be collected around the edges
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I was mesmerized. I kept waiting for the 8 sections to open up and a destructive beam of light to emanate from within.
 

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