Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Perhaps, but you cannot deny it's the biggest rail ever.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (59 Viewers)
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Perhaps, but you cannot deny it's the biggest rail ever.
joseywales
Straight
MegaTon44, I found the winner.
You know, some of these tables are an honest effort, the wrong execution of the right idea, etc., but this is just living in denial. I would rather play on the floor, and I'm not kidding. If this were free, I wouldn't put it in my truck to bring it home. The only thing worth salvaging is the cat!
For sale a custom make poker table, seats 12 people comfortably. This poker table has been used for 12 years worth of home games and still in great condition. Made with very thick wood, very sturdy, has good padding. We have a heavy wood top so it can also be used as a table. $400
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/fuo/5930528946.html
You know, some of these tables are an honest effort, the wrong execution of the right idea, etc., but this is just living in denial. I would rather play on the floor, and I'm not kidding. If this were free, I wouldn't put it in my truck to bring it home. The only thing worth salvaging is the cat!
For sale a custom make poker table, seats 12 people comfortably. This poker table has been used for 12 years worth of home games and still in great condition. Made with very thick wood, very sturdy, has good padding. We have a heavy wood top so it can also be used as a table. $400
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/fuo/5930528946.html
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Edit: I still got the shitty end of the deal.
joseywales
Straight
STOP! It's not even worth "your" $400! It's one thing to sell a well-used table. This table was abused and the nicotine, fleas, and whatever else might lurk in the foam will not be worth even Mediterranean Avenue!
brains613
Flush
Wood top??? A sheet of plywood counts as a "wood top"? WTF?
Wils
Flush
Not just any wood top. A heavy wood top.
brains613
Flush
Of course. Because, as we all know around here, weight equals value.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Perhaps he'd have better luck selling it as "official casino weight".
Wils
Flush
Give the guy a break. If you look at the photo, he's only got one leg.
joseywales
Straight
One leg and two feet?
pokerplayingpisces
Full House
FYP*
*This is all about CU vs Nebraska back in the day, no longer a large rivalry, but still gets me every time............
Edit: @pokerplayingpisces would agree...
Absolutely!! That is the fugliest table I've ever seen!!(y) :thumbsup:
iballman
Two Pair
If that cat is a Bengal, it's worth a lot more than $400...just sayin...oh the table....yeah, no.
Hahahahaha!
I posted the same table on September 10th. I can't believe this gem hasn't sold yet!
Anyone have $7,500 burning a hole in their pocket?
lovely_nativewoman
Sitting Out
I just don't understand!!!!!!!
dew4au
Flush
Found this beauty. Are you a fan of vinyl rail? This super.. hyper... mega-rail table will be a perfect match! Asking $250
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Proof that playing too much online poker causes you to think in only 2 dimensions.
Looks good for stud games.
Well, I guess that's one way to do it.
MacGrad
3 of a Kind
To be honest, "hand made" and "never been used" were assumed as soon as the table was described as a "5 person round"...
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-tv-table-ent...r-table/1214908974?enableSearchNavigationFlag
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-tv-table-ent...r-table/1214908974?enableSearchNavigationFlag
WTH am i looking at here?
You would go through 5-6 setups of cards a night as they get destroyed by nail heads.
Doubles as an oversize ottoman.Found this beauty. Are you a fan of vinyl rail? This super.. hyper... mega-rail table will be a perfect match! Asking $250
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:Reminds me of the hardware found in a dentist's office......
RowdyRawhide
Full House
This looks like an uncut sheet of that shit people used to wrap their steering wheels with back in the 80's
Here's a nice poker table for poker players who would rather play ping pong
http://southcoast.craigslist.org/for/5952530109.html
http://southcoast.craigslist.org/for/5952530109.html
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
$30 for plywood, and cut for free. It's not a bad deal really, provided you are about to build your own table.
GoStumpy
Flush
In some ways it's art, but not the best playing surface.... epoxy coating over 4000 pennies:
MacGrad
3 of a Kind
It's maybe not a poker table, but I admire and appreciate the dedication required to make that!
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