Fugly Poker Table Thread (17 Viewers)

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Table + 10 Chairs, Chips, Case, etc. - $750 (Trussville, AL) hide this posting
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condition: excellent

This is the complete poker game set up I've had in my house for the past couple of years. I've invested well over $2,000 in it, but have decided to part with it since we never play anymore. What you get is the following:

7 foot poker table with soft plus padding & blue felt. Table has 3 dealer tip slots that can be locked with a key
10 chairs
over 1500 chips....not the cheap plastic kind. Nice custom ordered from Ace Gaming Supply
I think it's Oak, but a wooden, nonetheless, Chip case with top storage space for cards, dealer button, etc. stores up to 1200 chips
(1) deck of used Copag cards with a cut card
dealer button
9 individual clear plastic 100ct chip trays

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Looks like a $50 plastic table with some type of poker style hoody. He must have spent a lot on chips and chairs.

 

[upNdown]

That is a very cool chip box

 

[Rhodeman77]

That is a very cool chip box

I have that exact same box. I like it a lot. Definetly the nicest item in the package.

 

[joseywales]

Hey, Wild Bill, you have AA88...

 

[mummel]

Nothing to see here. She spilled her beer.

 

[joseywales]

Nothing to see here. She spilled her beer.

I'll take it!

 

[tentoesdown]

Friend of mine just picked up this table for free from someone he was buying chips off of lol:

 

[Poker Zombie]

Friend of mine just picked up this table for free from someone he was buying chips off of lol:

Your friend should demand his money back.

 

[tentoesdown]

 

[chipjoker]

WOW, could you even SEE chips on that thing???

 

[tentoesdown]

WOW, could you even SEE chips on that thing???

I'd probably go blind or have a seizure after half an hour of play on this.

 

[Anthony Martino]

I really don't know what the fuck I'm looking at here...

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/fuo/6032617554.html

Newly Built 10-person poker table $175

Built from double-leaf, hardwood dining table
Sturdy build with new arm rests
Felt and vinyl top playing surface
Easily seats 10 players
Can be delivered

 

[BGinGA]

These crazy guys and their double-leaf hardwood racetracks.....

 

[Anthony Martino]

These crazy guys and their double-leaf hardwood racetracks.....

If they say it also doubles as a massage table they can probably get another 25 bucks!

 

[Poker Zombie]

So many comments to be made, my head just exploded.

 

[mummel]

I really don't know what the fuck I'm looking at here...

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/fuo/6032617554.html



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Ive seen these at the local rub and tug. Best to avoid.

 

[upNdown]

I'm a little torn about this. I admire that the guy wanted to have a poker night, so he just went ahead and built two tables.
But on the other hand . . . fugly

https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/for/6073920716.html

 

[Jambine]

I really don't know what the fuck I'm looking at here...

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/fuo/6032617554.html



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This table deserves its own thread. "Tables that make you say WTF?"

 

[mummel]

Man I saw these yesterday. Check those sharp corners....... Stand up in outrage at a bad beat only to tear your scrotum on a poker table. How do you explain that to the wife?

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm a little torn about this. I admire that the guy wanted to have a poker night, so he just went ahead and built two tables.
But on the other hand . . . fugly

https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/for/6073920716.html

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2 tables for $20 - that's a snap buy if you were about to build your own tables. Still a lot of build work left, ripping off top, cutting down... but $20? If I lived in the area, I'd have 2 new tables right now.

 

[BGinGA]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Two for $30 = great deal, even if just using only the bases. For cheap, corners can be rounded and rails added. That's probably $80-$90 worth of suited speed cloth.

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

I don't see any staples though... Did he just glue SSC directly to plywood??

 

[Jambine]

If they say it also doubles as a massage table they can probably get another 25 bucks!

You would have to cut a hole in one end for your face to make a comfortable massage table
......and nobody could see you laughing

 

[BGinGA]

I don't see any staples though... Did he just glue SSC directly to plywood??

That approach actually works very well for portable and/or folding tables -- automotive headliner or thin foam glued to thin plywood, press board, or MDF, with SSC glued to the foam, and all trimmed to fit the base outline shape. No wrap-over, no staples..

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

Hopefully he actually used some foam under there, but I wouldn't count on it judging by the rest of the tables... SSC glued straight to plywood would probably play like crap.

 

[Hot Nuts]

It's not worth $175 even it comes with a happy ending.

 

[Hot Nuts]

This one, actually 2 available for $250 each.

 

[mummel]

This one, actually 2 available for $250 each.

WTF????

 

[joseywales]

Somebody stop him!

https://erie.craigslist.org/tag/6028357595.html

 

[upNdown]

Somebody stop him!

https://erie.craigslist.org/tag/6028357595.html

I'm not advocating this style of build. But honestly, I think I could live with it, compared to some of the wacky stuff posted here. I think the worst thing about it is the raised playing surface, followed closely by the chip trays. I guess if I'd rather play on this than the kitchen table, it's a success on some level?