Offer them a nice bourbon from your bar then thank them for pushing you over the edge to remove that rail and make a new one. It’s dingy and has a permanent crease that, no matter how many times I try to ignore it, I see it. It forces me to pound the rest of my Dos Equis and continually go all-in so I can either go home or recover the $200 bar tab I always have prior to making it to your game.