Words or Phrases You Never Want To Ever Hear Spoken Again .. .. (1 Viewer)

"You're nice and ok and I like to spend time with you, BUT..."
 
speaking for others here that have attended meetups. "You're in seat 7, Guinness you're in seat 8."
 
"Literally" must be a northern thing - southerners don't use 4-syllable words for any reason.

"The dishes need warshed" is definitely a southern thing though. I'm OK with it. :whistle: :whistling:

Shortly before I moved away from the Chicago area (17 years ago, now) use of the word "ricockulous" had been popularized locally. I've only heard it one time since (on a visit back to Chi-town, of course) and say a blessing every day in thanks.
 
Real ones I want to not hear anymore
Fleek
Finna
Dank
Hunna
Suh doo?
Legend/legendary
Yolo
FOMO

English explanation available for all upon request
 
"The dishes need warshed" is definitely a southern thing though. I'm OK with it. :whistle: :whistling:


If you ask my grandma where I live she would tell you "Warshington.".

If you asked her where my grandpa was she would probably say "In yonder reading the paper.".

And at some point in the afternoon she's going to start asking you "What do you want for supper?".


Love you Nana. :D ;)
 
While we're on the subject of lazy retarded reporters who should fuck off, I'm sick and bloody tired of headlines written as questions.

Did Trump Just Endorse Hillary?

Did Justin Bieber Marry Vladimir Putin's Daughter?

Can Cheeseburgers Made With Graham Crackers Cure Alzheimer's?


I don't know - you tell me, you're the goddamn journalist who is supposed to be reporting the facts. Betteridge's Law needs to be made into an actual law.
 
I just called to give you chips
It's time for me to go home, so I'm all in.
Poker sorry.
Rebuy
 
WTF with random women, normally working at gas stations or drive thrus, saying "thanks honey" or "thank you sweetie" after taking my money?
 
WTF with random women, normally working at gas stations or drive thrus, saying "thanks honey" or "thank you sweetie" after taking my money?
you sure you weren't at the Golden Banana?
 
I highly doubt he knows about the golden banana @72o , but I do and it is glorious
You're right. I was hoping from the name alone, everyone could infer as to the type of establishment. :D
 
Work related....

"I'm going to give you back xx minutes"...no, you're just ending the meeting early. You're not a Time Lord from Gallifrey with a type Mark 40 TARDIS, and you're not giving back any time at all. You're not Superman and you won't fly around the earth at light speeds causing it to reverse rotate on it's axis and go back in time. The passage of time is inevitable, and even you, as the meeting organizer for yet another mindless foray into the intricacies of unnecessary planning, cannot stop or even slow time.

"What's the ask here?" Good fucking question, I have no idea what you're talking about. It's not an ask, it's a question. This is like saying "What's the do here?" instead of "What are you going to do?". Don't be this person on your next conference call. The other people on the call will fantasize about lighting you on fire like a Buddhist monk.

"No use in fighting City Hall". The only people I've ever heard say this are either hapless pussies or imbecilic lemmings incapable of independent thought and free will.
 
"I'm not racist but... [insert racist statement here]"

A firm favorite of my dear ol' [racist] dad.
 

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