State of the Current Union/Chip Buying Advice (2 Viewers)

[Lil Tuna]

Iowa?

Everybody who is anyone on these forums knows that Josh lives in Sasquatchgulch, Idaho

 

[Josh Kifer]

Go ahead and tempt me you overindulgent Gilbert Gottfried.

You remind me of Corky from Life goes on, if it was on the WB at 4am on a Sunday.

 

[bergs]

You remind me of Corky from Life goes on, if it was on the WB at 4am on a Sunday.

You remind me of a sad, weeping shadow of a man who watches the WB at 4am on a Sunday.

Sober.

With a cat on the couch. And he hates you.

 

[Josh Kifer]

You remind me of a sad, weeping shadow of a man who watches the WB at 4am on a Sunday.

Sober.

With a cat on the couch. And he hates you.

So your father finally came back after leaving for cigarettes in 88. I'm happy your cat gets to meet him.

 

[bergs]

My “cat” wants to have a word with you.

After he wakes up.

At some point.

 

[Josh Kifer]

My “cat” wants to have a word with you.

After he wakes up.

At some point.

I refuse to take any shots due to the Peace Treaty of Bulldog circa 2014. I shall officially ratify said Treaty with a proper "whosagoodboyyyy"

 

[OfficerLovejoy]

I refuse to take any shots due to the Peace Treaty of Bulldog circa 2014. I shall officially ratify said Treaty with a proper "whosagoodboyyyy"

Is it weird that my heart is filled with warmth, pride and childlike joy whenever I see Josh using my meme as his profile picture?

 

[bergs]

Is it weird that my heart is filled with warmth, pride and childlike joy whenever I see Josh using my meme as his profile picture?

It’s a little weird when you consider that “Josh” is a poorly coded Russian bot that was created over a vodka-inspired, Pizza Hut fueled weekend by 2 adolescent teens.

 

[OfficerLovejoy]

It’s a little weird when you consider that “Josh” is a poorly coded Russian bot that was created over a vodka-inspired, Pizza Hut fueled weekend by 2 adolescent teens.

This is rich, coming from a domestic animal in the horse family that derived from the African wild ass, Equus africanus, and has been used as a working animal for at least 5000 years.

 

[buffalojim]

The state of chipping is amusing. Carry on please.

 

[MikesDad]

so glad I started reading this again

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Is it weird that my heart is filled with warmth, pride and childlike joy whenever I see Josh using my meme as his profile picture?

I could swear that his current avatar is one of my memes. I'm going to have to check my box of meme copywrite applications to be sure.

BACK OFF MY MAN!

 

[OfficerLovejoy]

Even though I'm 100% I did this exact meme, I can't find it on my phone anywhere. So maybe I just dreamt I did it.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Even though I'm 100% I did this exact meme, I can't find it on my phone anywhere. So maybe I just dreamt I did it.

I could swear that his current avatar is one of my memes. I'm going to have to check my box of meme copywrite applications to be sure.

BACK OFF MY MAN!

Guys guys guys. There is enough of the cream cheese to cover both your bagels.....

 

[Josh Kifer]

It’s a little weird when you consider that “Josh” is a poorly coded Russian bot that was created over a vodka-inspired, Pizza Hut fueled weekend by 2 adolescent teens.

I remember when I first saw you. I remember laughing and our back and forth. You sitting there, sipping on a drink while Luke fought the Rancor....

Oh... Wait.... I got you confused with Jabba the Hut again. Sorry.....

 

[bergs]

I remember when I first saw you. I remember laughing and our back and forth. You sitting there, sipping on a drink while Luke fought the Rancor....

Oh... Wait.... I got you confused with Jabba the Hut again. Sorry.....

You were the first person I ever saw at a meetup that people had the instinct to pet like a labradoodle. I had to fight the urge to make you sit and feed you a cookie.

Just kidding - I legit thought you were homeless when I first met you though. You just remind me of a riverside tent dweller.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Even though I'm 100% I did this exact meme, I can't find it on my phone anywhere. So maybe I just dreamt I did it.

I'll fight you for it.

 

[Josh Kifer]

You were the first person I ever saw at a meetup that people had the instinct to pet like a labradoodle. I had to fight the urge to make you sit and feed you a cookie.

Just kidding - I legit thought you were homeless when I first met you though. You just remind me of a riverside tent dweller.

I kept asking Craig why he invited out-of-shape Vin Diesel and if your glandular issue could be spread.

Craig just told me you were the New Years Baby from 1976 just never left. And that round is a shape.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Guys guys guys. There is enough of the cream cheese to cover both your bagels.....

And for the record, "11% fat" is the worst case of false advertising I've seen in a long time.

 

[Josh Kifer]

And for the record, "11% fat" is the worst case of false advertising I've seen in a long time.

I'm closer to 89% fat and 11% sarcasm.

 

[bergs]

I kept asking Craig why he invited out-of-shape Vin Diesel and if your glandular issue could be spread.

Craig just told me you were the New Years Baby from 1976 just never left. And that round is a shape.

I thought Craig was into agricultural fairs when I saw the largest potato I’ve ever seen in my life at his game.

It took a long time, but eventually you moved and it absolutely terrified me. On the bright side, you’re the most articulate starch product I’ve ever talked to.

 

[bergs]

Mods pls rename Josh Kifer to Homeless Potato thank you.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I thought Craig was into agricultural fairs when I saw the largest potato I’ve ever seen in my life at his game.

It took a long time, but eventually you moved and it absolutely terrified me. On the bright side, you’re the most articulate starch product I’ve ever talked to.

I had a great time meeting you. I didn't realizing I would meet someone who I grew up watching in the movies. Tell me, did they pay you for all three or just your face time in Return of the Jedi?

 

[Josh Kifer]

Mods pls rename Josh Kifer to Homeless Potato thank you.

Mods. I approve of this.

 

[Josh Kifer]

so glad I started reading this again

The world works in mysterious ways.....

 

[Senzrock]

You remind me of Corky from Life goes on, if it was on the WB at 4am on a Sunday.

This comment really takes me back... gg

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

This thread has reached an unprecedented level of low level smack talk greatness.

 

[bergs]

I had a great time meeting you. I didn't realizing I would meet someone who I grew up watching in the movies. Tell me, did they pay you for all three or just your face time in Return of the Jedi?

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Don’t hate on my harmonica skills. I thought you’d appreciate that, seeing as how you’re basically Amish.

Back on your horse, Josh. That butter isn’t going to churn itself.

 

[CraigT78]

This thread

 

[bergs]

Live look in on Josh at his home silo game. It’s remarkable that the hair on his genitals can be pulled up to his chin like that….