State of the Current Union/Chip Buying Advice (5 Viewers)

[bergs]

(Picks up turducken by a leg and it separates from the rest of the ‘bird’ with a sickening sound of moist meat being ripped…)

“I move to…”

(….followed by the dreadful thud of a entire turducken hitting the floor flush from a considerable height)

(Gesticulates wildly at fern) “…..clooose” (tentatively) “these proceedings forthwith”.

(Confident, now) “Prattle off, fuckos” (waves hand dismissively)

 

[Josh Kifer]

(Picks up turducken by a leg and it separates from the rest of the ‘bird’ with a sickening sound of moist meat being ripped…)

“I move to…”

(….followed by the dreadful thud of a entire turducken hitting the floor flush from a considerable height)

(Gesticulates wildly at fern) “…..clooose” (tentatively) “these proceedings forthwith”.

(Confident, now) “Prattle off, fuckos” (waves hand dismissively)

Secretary of the Court, please start reading off the Cheesecake Factory Menu. Everyone stand during the cheesecake area of the menu.

 

[Budha]

“Prattle off, fuckos”

I’m stealing that, for sure

 

[khp]

For me, the Tiger chips are great for benchmarking. When someone lists something, I compare it to the Tiger “equivalent.” For example, I think this chip is worth 10%, 50%, or 125% of a Tiger chip with similar spots.