Best Quotes (11 Viewers)

[Highli99]

The first thing we’ll do is kill all the lawyers

-William Shakespeare

 

[Omar65]

"Works 50% of the time every time"

-Ron Burgandy

"I doubled checked it like ten times...."
-Jesse Pinkman

 

[allforcharity]

I just drank WHAT?

- Socrates

 

[ekricket]

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.”

“Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they are yours”

Both by Richard Bach

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

I love many of Ali’s quotes, but this is my favorite.

 

[Machine]

The villainy you teach me I will execute—and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. - The Bard

Two peas in a bucket, mother-fuck it - The Lady Chablis

In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams!

 

[Machine]

I just drank WHAT?

- Socrates

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Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever - Napoléon

 

[Mojo1312]

Still one of my favorites:

If it wasn't for luck, I would win every time. ~ Phil Hellmuth

 

[MegaTon44]

"It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who, in the midst of the crowd, keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson


"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much; my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can’t feel anything but gratitude—for every single moment of my stupid, little life. You have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m sure; but don’t worry….you will someday."

- Lester Burnham


"Love life, get paid, then get laid"

- Finch-meister

 

[99%evil]

Give this man his money.

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

 

[churlbut18]

“The pleasure comes from chasing those dreams more than it does from catching them”
-Dr. Bob Rotella

“When your hourglass runs out of sand,
you can't flip it over and start again”
-Kenny Chesney

“Anticipation of death is worse than death itself”
-Unknown

 

[pltrgyst]

I'll watch monkeys fuck for two bucks...

In the Vietnam era, it was rats, but it was also five bucks. I guess self-esteem isn't worth much these days...

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When asked what he thought of Western Civilization as a whole, Ghandi replied, "I think it would be a good idea."'

 

[Saoliver]

In October 1975, John McKay became the first-ever coach of the NFL’s newest expansion franchise, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. McKay's most famous quote, bar none, was in answer to the question: “What do you think of your team's execution, coach?” To which McKay replied, “I'm in favor of it.”

 

[Chawks45]

"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar." -- Abraham Lincoln

 

[hdgeno]

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened - Winston Churchill

Mice die in traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free

A man is who his wife sees - Paul Washer

A ship in a harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for

Most people use statistics like a drunk man uses a lamppost; more for support than illumination - Mark Twain

We grow small trying to be great - Eli Stanley Jones

The two loudest sounds in the world are a click that should have went bang and a bang that should have went click

Not all who wander are lost

There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men - Edmund Burke

Life will only change when you become more committed to your dreams than to your comfort zone

 

[efdenny]

 

[Mojo1312]

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her. ~ W.C Fields

 

[Lars]

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

 

[Tarheel4Life]

“I will break your fucking teeth if you come step to me.”

— Daniel Negreanu, professional poker player

“More rake is better.”

— also Daniel Negreanu, professional dickwad

 

[Big Jilm]

Leo Tolstoy Quote: “Regard the society of women as a necessary unpleasantness of social life, and avoid it as much as possible.”

 

[12thMan]

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt

Coming here to post this.

 

[Dodger]

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while.” -Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh (Bull Durham)

 

[T_Chan]

'The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten'

Benjy Franklin

 

[Ghoti]

One if my favorites is from Twain (possibly the most quotable person ever). It's something like "I have no fear of death. I was dead for billions of years before I was born and it didn't cause me the slightest inconvenience."

 

[Sambukan]

"I aint tha captain of the yacht but iam on the boat" - beanie sigel -

 

[rowlin]

In October 1975, John McKay became the first-ever coach of the NFL’s newest expansion franchise, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. McKay's most famous quote, bar none, was in answer to the question: “What do you think of your team's execution, coach?” To which McKay replied, “I'm in favor of it.”

My mind raced to McKay when thinking about how I’d answer OP’s title question. The one you listed would probably be my choice, too.

 

[DarPodo]

“sit to banana scumbag”
Ilari ‘Ziigmund’ Zahamies

 

[Anthony Martino]

On your bike, off you go, you are gone, GOOOAAANNNEEE!

- Tony G

 

[TheBigTater]

2 of my favorites.

“The best things in life aren't things” ― Art Buchwald

"There's no such thing as a dirty book, it's just the way you read it" - Alex Harvey

 

[Tarheel4Life]

“Whoa....”

— Keanu Reeves, actor