My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (40 Viewers)

Please God let me be at the table when this internet tough guy douchebag tries this. Please.
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Jimulacrum said:
And then cried to the cops after he knocked four of your teeth out that you just came at him all crazy and he doesn't know what he did to set you off.
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Pretty sure security would have him prone on the floor before any got out of their seats.

And he wouldn’t knock out any of my teeth. I let the pros handle stuff like that. I just meant I wanted to be there to watch.
 
Bluegrass Poker said:
Pretty sure security would have him prone on the floor before any got out of their seats.

And he wouldn’t knock out any of my teeth. I let the pros handle stuff like that. I just meant I wanted to be there to watch.
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Security in the poker room isn't very present, would take them awhile to respond
 
Bluegrass Poker said:
Pretty sure security would have him prone on the floor before any got out of their seats.

And he wouldn’t knock out any of my teeth. I let the pros handle stuff like that. I just meant I wanted to be there to watch.
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Oh, I meant him getting his teeth knocked out and all that. I suppose the voice I wrote that in could be a little confusing.
 
Had a decent day today. First table was good and ran good, was up about $700 at one point. But that table got down to four-handed and there was only 1 seat available in the 2nd game going, I managed to draw highest card and got the seat. But won a whopping total of ZERO hands while I was there and just bled chips.

Wound up cashing out with a $400 profit on the day, not amazing but still better than a days pay I got working for "the man" so no complaints here.

The girl from yesterday was telling me that "five supervisors" had "lost respect" for me after she told them what I did.

But today I had supervisors and dealers coming up to me telling me she's absolutely bonkers and wouldn't stop trying to talk to them about it, or message them on facebook or text them, lol. What a grade A fucking psycho
 
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Anthony Martino said:
Had a decent day today. First table was good and ran good, was up about $700 at one point. But that table got down to four-handed and there was only 1 seat available in the 2nd game going, I managed to draw highest card and got the seat. But won a whopping total of ZERO hands while I was there and just bled chips.

Wound up cashing out with a $400 profit on the day, not amazing but still better than a days pay I got working for "the man" so no complaints here.

The girl from yesterday was telling me that "five supervisors" had "lost respect" for me after she told them what I did.

But today I had supervisors and dealers coming up to me telling me she's absolutely bonkers and wouldn't stop trying to talk to them about it, or message them on facebook or text them, lol. What a grade A fucking psycho
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Just think how much you are in her head now and she’ll be bleeding chips to you trying to get revenge.
 
What a burn! That guy must be so ashamed. He tried to make fun of her but she’s going to the Super Bowl with friends. So embarrassing for him. He will have to leave Facebook probably. And all the other kids in 7th grade are not going to sit with him for lunch.
 
Highli99 said:
What a burn! That guy must be so ashamed. He tried to make fun of her but she’s going to the Super Bowl with friends. So embarrassing for him. He will have to leave Facebook probably. And all the other kids in 7th grade are not going to sit with him for lunch.
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What I find most hilarious is she posted in a Florida Poker Group looking for "honest advice"

But anyone who gives it to her gets unfriended and blocked
 
I mean, next time she sits at a table with you, she's going to just print money for you. But I would debate myself internally if it would even be worth putting up with the nonsense.
 
When I was cashing out last night there was an attractive blond girl in line in front of me with one barrel of $2 chips

Her boyfriend came over with the same amount of chips, and after he left she turned to me and chatted me up saying "looks like you had a good night"

That was the inspiration for this meme

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Anthony Martino said:
What I find most hilarious is she posted in a Florida Poker Group looking for "honest advice"

But anyone who gives it to her gets unfriended and blocked
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I know people like this. They just want affirmation. Very likely anytime she encounters anything against her own notions in life, she blames someone else and refuses to acknowledge she could be wrong. Super frustrating people to deal with.
 
Anthony Martino said:
When I was cashing out last night there was an attractive blond girl in line in front of me with one barrel of $2 chips

Her boyfriend came over with the same amount of chips, and after he left she turned to me and chatted me up saying "looks like you had a good night"

That was the inspiration for this meme

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Sadly, if Mrs Zombie and I both cashed out for $40, we'd have to retain a chip for our "biggest victories" wall collection. :bag:
 
Lol, just got this message from a mutual friend. I think she realizes people are seeing what a nutjob she is and wants me to take down my facebook post

Hi Anthony, Elizabeth wanted me to let you know that she deleted her post. She hopes that you would stop posting about it everywhere.
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I'm tempted to reply "don't light a match if you aren't willing to watch something burn"

But just going to ignore it and keep my post up on my page with my side of the story
 
Anthony Martino said:
Lol, just got this message from a mutual friend. I think she realizes people are seeing what a nutjob she is and wants me to take down my facebook post



I'm tempted to reply "don't light a match if you aren't willing to watch something burn"

But just going to ignore it and keep my post up on my page with my side of the story
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Shouldn’t she be at the super bowl tailgating instead of worrying about people who aren’t her friends?
 

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