What would you invest a million dollars in right now? (1 Viewer)

[FordPickup92]

Powerball tickets. Guaranteed 400x return. Sorry I’ll come up with a real answer shortly.

Dibs

 

[Ben8257]

Best answer... buy the house next to @k9dr on the island! Rent it out the rest of the year and co-host SQM! That way those of us on the wait list can still come play cards and everyone can be close by!!


(Also a new High tech hot dog roller that can make hot dogs ready in 2 minutes that taste like they have been on there for an hour! For all of those inpatient players that always show up hungry!!)

 

[Windwalker]

TSMC

Taiwan Semiconductor?

 

[Changster]

Taiwan Semiconductor?

Das it

 

[wuffle]

50% BTC 50% ETH

 

[hdgeno]

TSLA

 

[upNdown]

To me, a million dollars feels like generational wealth. I’d put it into the safest, low yield account I could find, and wish my children well.

 

[upNdown]

To me, a million dollars feels like generational wealth. I’d put it into the safest, low yield account I could find, and wish my children well.

After buying myself a Tesla.

 

[Geremie]

I’d open a casino and buy as many Paulson chips as I can! Probably could get close to half million chips

 

[Frogzilla]

Most of my stuff is on the sidelines. Tough to see much upside. I’ve got a couple plays but they certainly aren’t sexy. Ford seems like a value pick.

My boring choice would be a third each to cash, FCTNX (tech heavy mutual fund), and a S&P index tracker

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

 

[Quicksilver-75]

1) A bunker.

2) Vertical Farming.

 

[navels]

Rather than invest, if I had enough money I’d buy Fox News and burn it to the ground.

 

[pltrgyst]

1. Underpants.
2.
3.

 

[ekricket]

1. Underpants.
2.
3.

At least you can buy them now

1. Steal underpants.

2. ?????

3. Make profit.

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This has always worked for me...

 

[HaRDHouSeiNC]

ETH
BTC
-done over 9 years ago, not a million dollars worth but hopefully I’m a millionaire from it in another 4 years

I’d say medical related but if a public option gets passed now, yah kiss your healthcare goodbye

 

[Av8tion]

Military surplus firearms

 

[FordPickup92]

Military surplus firearms

And ammo

 

[Rakrul]

70% real estate, 30% global index fund. I think long term (>5 years).

 

[RainmanTrail]

Destroying the USPS and starting a new mail delivery service

So you'd just become Trump?

 

[johnjohn]

I'd produce a new show called dancing with Van Dammit!

 

[FordPickup92]

So you'd just become Trump?

Travis, we're friends (far as I'm concerned) I've no interest in political opinions, debates, remarks, or politics in general. Prefer to keep politics and internetting seperate.

 

[John Conor]

This is fun. I’m splitting mine into three trades.

First, I’m going long the US dollar and short the South African rand (USDZAR). I think the short dollar trade is crowded and plus it was part of Trump/Mnuchin platform, admitted or not, to aim for a weak dollar. Yellen, although not necessarily a strong dollar proponent, will be pressured to bring strength back for a number of reasons.

Second, I’m buying crude oil. Look for demand to surge back once travel restrictions are lifted. Dems in charge of both houses and the presidency means drilling moratoriums and lots of regulation being brought back in US. But mostly pent up travel demand and recovery form global shock/shutdown.

Third, I’m buying Bitcoin. Still lots of room to run. Hedge funds have committed and are buying huge blocks. Inflation is real and is coming. Look for infrastructure spending and more stimulus to speed it along. The Fed has committed to lower for longer and also promising to let inflation run hot before acting.

 

[pltrgyst]

At least you can buy them now

Maybe, but it's a tough decision: jockey or boxer?

 

[pltrgyst]

Travis, we're friends (far as I'm concerned) I've no interest in political opinions, debates, remarks, or politics in general. Prefer to keep politics and internetting seperate.

I tink it vas a yoke...

 

[krafticus]

Knowledge

 

[Forty4]

Maybe, but it's a tough decision: jockey or boxer?

There is a more modern third style briefs to add to your dilemma

 

[FordPickup92]

There is a more modern third style briefs to add to your dilemma

Lucky brand

 

[joker80]

Second, I’m buying crude oil. Look for demand to surge back once travel restrictions are lifted. Dems in charge of both houses and the presidency means drilling moratoriums and lots of regulation being brought back in US. But mostly pent up travel demand and recovery form global shook

Airline stock would be another play with this theme

 

[pltrgyst]

There is a more modern third style briefs to add to your dilemma

True -- in several lengths, some longer than my tennis shorts.

You see, we old guys wear actual shorts, not knickers...