johnjohn
Full House
Thanks for sharing. It's worth a watch.
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ekricket
Royal Flush
I think this belongs in the “things that make you go hmmmm” thread
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
I watched the first half and so far it seems to be: Hollywood stuntman gets seriously injured, suffers existential crisis, discovers youtube conspiracy theories.
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
OK, I watched the first 12 minutes. So far, all I've seen is a Hollywood stuntman going on and on about how cool it is to be a stuntman, until he got severely injured/paralized and how he found Jesus afterward. This smells like every single other Jesus-land production I've ever watched in my lifetime (far too many to count). But when does this become anything other than a Jesus propaganda video? 12 minutes is a pretty long start if this video is actually about something other than why Jesus is "the answer"... Did I click on the wrong link? And if this really is a video about media bias, what the fuck does a stuntman finding Jesus have anything to do with it, and why are they wasting 12 minutes of my day telling me about this? Sadly, like every other religious whackjob propaganda film, I think we already know the answer. It's to inform the listener that what they are about to tell you is reliable, because they believe in Jesus! And they are in tune with the "truth", because, you know; Jesus!
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
Uhhh... you forgot the Jesus parts. Not sure how you missed that lol
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
No no, keep going. It quickly moves on to Satanism, pedophile rings, CIA mind control, Nazis, etc.
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
Well, my dumbass watched it. It was pretty much everything I thought it would be, only dumber.
Cliff Notes:
Cliff Notes:
- Stuntman narrator wants you to know how important/connected he is in Hollywood so that you believe him. He gets hurt and "finds Jesus". He tells us this, again, to build credibility. Because, you know, Jesus believer = added credibility points.
- Stuntman has another stuntman friend who corroborates his story. This guy is even cooler than stuntman A, he's a super connected stuntman. You should believe him too! Because 2 stuntmen together are more credible than one alone.
- Pizzagate is real. No really. People said, "we should meet up for cheese pizza" in an email. This of course is code word for child pr0n, because, you know "cheese pizza" and "child pr0n" both start with the letters CP. Oh, and the pizza place's logo has a triangle in it, which means gay satan sex.
- Hollywood elites are satanists.
- The CIA actually runs Hollywood. No really. They totally do. Because this guy who used to work for the NSA consulted on a couple of action movies. But really, it was the CIA exercising mind control over us.
- Television actually stems from the phrase "Tell A Vision". And there are "channels" through which the CIA "programs" you! Nevermind the Greek root word 'tele' and 'vision', which when combined literally mean to view or see from afar. No, no. It is a CIA secret term and manipulation tool so they can "program" you through "telling you a vision"!
- Stuntmen (ok, "Christian stuntmen") love to use the term "the occult".
- There are some creepy artists that hang around Hollywood (gee, who knew?)
- The dems are controlled by satan
- Some dude who worked for government was a satanist. Thus the CIA wants to control you. They do this through the "Tell-A-Vision".
- @hdgeno says, "Ya, you should watch it! This is a great summary of what's really going on in the world!"
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
Well, my dumbass watched it. It was pretty much everything I thought it would be, only dumber.
Cliff Notes:
Did I miss anything?
- Stuntman narrator wants you to know how important/connected he is in Hollywood so that you believe him. He gets hurt and "finds Jesus". He tells us this, again, to build credibility. Because, you know, Jesus believer = added credibility points.
- Stuntman has another stuntman friend who corroborates his story. This guy is even cooler than stuntman A, he's a super connected stuntman. You should believe him too! Because 2 stuntmen together are more credible than one alone.
- Pizzagate is real. No really. People said, "we should meet up for cheese pizza" in an email. This of course is code word for child pr0n, because, you know "cheese pizza" and "child pr0n" both start with the letters CP. Oh, and the pizza place's logo has a triangle in it, which means gay satan sex.
- Hollywood elites are satanists.
- The CIA actually runs Hollywood. No really. They totally do. Because this guy who used to work for the NSA consulted on a couple of action movies. But really, it was the CIA exercising mind control over us.
- Television actually stems from the phrase "Tell A Vision". And there are "channels" through which the CIA "programs" you! Nevermind the Greek root word 'tele' and 'vision', which when combined literally mean to view or see from afar. No, no. It is a CIA secret term and manipulation tool so they can "program" you through "telling you a vision"!
- Stuntmen (ok, "Christian stuntmen") love to use the term "the occult".
- There are some creepy artists that hang around Hollywood (gee, who knew?)
- The dems are controlled by satan
- Some dude who worked for government was a satanist. Thus the CIA wants to control you. They do this through the "Tell-A-Vision".
- @hdgeno says, "Ya, you should watch it! This is a great summary of what's really going on in the world!"
Just saved me an hour of my life, you sir are doing the lords work
ekricket
Royal Flush
Well, my dumbass watched it. It was pretty much everything I thought it would be, only dumber.
Cliff Notes:
Did I miss anything?
- Stuntman narrator wants you to know how important/connected he is in Hollywood so that you believe him. He gets hurt and "finds Jesus". He tells us this, again, to build credibility. Because, you know, Jesus believer = added credibility points.
- Stuntman has another stuntman friend who corroborates his story. This guy is even cooler than stuntman A, he's a super connected stuntman. You should believe him too! Because 2 stuntmen together are more credible than one alone.
- Pizzagate is real. No really. People said, "we should meet up for cheese pizza" in an email. This of course is code word for child pr0n, because, you know "cheese pizza" and "child pr0n" both start with the letters CP. Oh, and the pizza place's logo has a triangle in it, which means gay satan sex.
- Hollywood elites are satanists.
- The CIA actually runs Hollywood. No really. They totally do. Because this guy who used to work for the NSA consulted on a couple of action movies. But really, it was the CIA exercising mind control over us.
- Television actually stems from the phrase "Tell A Vision". And there are "channels" through which the CIA "programs" you! Nevermind the Greek root word 'tele' and 'vision', which when combined literally mean to view or see from afar. No, no. It is a CIA secret term and manipulation tool so they can "program" you through "telling you a vision"!
- Stuntmen (ok, "Christian stuntmen") love to use the term "the occult".
- There are some creepy artists that hang around Hollywood (gee, who knew?)
- The dems are controlled by satan
- Some dude who worked for government was a satanist. Thus the CIA wants to control you. They do this through the "Tell-A-Vision".
- @hdgeno says, "Ya, you should watch it! This is a great summary of what's really going on in the world!"
Do they perform any cool stunts? Like guy walking on while on fire or a cool car crash blowing up a building? Cause if they are just doing simple stunts, like falls and stuff, then you can’t believe them, they are probably amateurs who took a class at the mall. Only professionals and really believable stunt men are allowed to blow stuff up, per the Stuntman Oath.
Well, my dumbass watched it. It was pretty much everything I thought it would be, only dumber.
Cliff Notes:
Did I miss anything?
- Stuntman narrator wants you to know how important/connected he is in Hollywood so that you believe him. He gets hurt and "finds Jesus". He tells us this, again, to build credibility. Because, you know, Jesus believer = added credibility points.
- Stuntman has another stuntman friend who corroborates his story. This guy is even cooler than stuntman A, he's a super connected stuntman. You should believe him too! Because 2 stuntmen together are more credible than one alone.
- Pizzagate is real. No really. People said, "we should meet up for cheese pizza" in an email. This of course is code word for child pr0n, because, you know "cheese pizza" and "child pr0n" both start with the letters CP. Oh, and the pizza place's logo has a triangle in it, which means gay satan sex.
- Hollywood elites are satanists.
- The CIA actually runs Hollywood. No really. They totally do. Because this guy who used to work for the NSA consulted on a couple of action movies. But really, it was the CIA exercising mind control over us.
- Television actually stems from the phrase "Tell A Vision". And there are "channels" through which the CIA "programs" you! Nevermind the Greek root word 'tele' and 'vision', which when combined literally mean to view or see from afar. No, no. It is a CIA secret term and manipulation tool so they can "program" you through "telling you a vision"!
- Stuntmen (ok, "Christian stuntmen") love to use the term "the occult".
- There are some creepy artists that hang around Hollywood (gee, who knew?)
- The dems are controlled by satan
- Some dude who worked for government was a satanist. Thus the CIA wants to control you. They do this through the "Tell-A-Vision".
- @hdgeno says, "Ya, you should watch it! This is a great summary of what's really going on in the world!"
Not once did I say it was a summary of what is going on in the world.
You keep tagging me in your posts, I’ve been trying to avoid you to keep the peace. You got something to say to me you can take it to PM.
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
Also:
- Nazis and Operation Paperclip
- MK Ultra
- Disney puts penises in movies and kills parents in every movie to traumatize kids
- Hollywood got its name because of something about druids burning holly to cast spells on people (showed the Hollywood sign but didn't talk about the Hollywoodland development)
Watched and skipped every other 10 minutes or so. Watched for 10 seconds then skipped again.
The prime example the protagonist makes for us being inundated with information from untrusted sources is the same argument that could be made for his religious beliefs.
Where the ONLY scientific FACT that can be argued there is that the human mind is weak and fragile.
Are we an over obsessed with Movies, TV, entertainment culture. Absolutely.
Do we need to unplug and stop staring at screens? Absolutely.
Does trading in the digital nonsense for more biblical nonsense make any sense. NO.
Unplug sure. But dont do it to join a cult, Please.
The prime example the protagonist makes for us being inundated with information from untrusted sources is the same argument that could be made for his religious beliefs.
Where the ONLY scientific FACT that can be argued there is that the human mind is weak and fragile.
Are we an over obsessed with Movies, TV, entertainment culture. Absolutely.
Do we need to unplug and stop staring at screens? Absolutely.
Does trading in the digital nonsense for more biblical nonsense make any sense. NO.
Unplug sure. But dont do it to join a cult, Please.
johnjohn
Full House
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
Ah yes, thanks. I forgot about the perverted Disney artist who tried to hide random dicks in his artwork, which of course proves their theory that the CIA is run by satanists who control Disney and who want to pervert your children's minds so they can control them and have sex with your kids. No, seriously, this is literally what they claimed in this film. Not an exaggeration at all.
Although Operation Paperclip & MK Ultra actually did both happen though. So there's that... How this supports their theory however, who knows. This documentary is a complete train wreck.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Holy crap! I didn't recognize Anthony Kiedis without his sock...
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
Be sure to have a few drinks lined up before you sit down. You can play a drinking game. Every time he says something religous like "Jesus", "Satan", "Satanic", "the occult", etc., take a drink! You'll be shit-faced in no time.
Okay, mind control and Nazis?! WHY WASN'T THIS THE SELL LINE!?
RainmanTrail
Straight Flush
Per my calculations, 7.69 million of the 7.7 million views this "documentary" currently has are from evangelicals forwarding links on Facebook. 
This sounds like a fun new game for quarantined folks!
Okay. If I do this with bourbon and tape it.... Is that quality content?
FordPickup92
Royal Flush
Yes.
So I should do it Sunday and do a live stream of me swearing after 30 minutes smashed?
FordPickup92
Royal Flush
Heck yeah!
I'll be sure to leave a 5 star review
Only if you have to mutter "It's CIA mind control by Nazi pedophiles!" after every drink, so we can monitor the cumulative effects of the game.
And make sure you post yours to you-tube, too.
Excuse me, me black out drunk on Sunday at 10am is to bring people together.....
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