You are right, it’s the inlays that ruin them. I don’t love the house mold though either, they could have done a better job of that too.Most of the base chips are okay, with a custom house mold, unique spot pattern, and decent color combinations. It's the addition of non-matching colored inlays that give them that butt-ugly Paulson Classics appearance.
And lol at the Paulson classics comment. You read my mind.