What I've learned from contextual advertising (1 Viewer)

[Toby]

December 20 is "National Wrapping Day"

Wrapping presents is my favorite part of Christmas, so imagine my excitement when i learned we have a national day to celebrate.

Like a naughty child poking around the house for presents, I've already blown my wrapping load and got everything boxed/papered up ahead of the 20th. Guess I'll have to buy moar gifts so I can join in the celebration on the day!

Unfortunately this is only a thing in the UK, so the rest of the globe will just have to suffer.

I've not been cruising any stationery pr0n sites lately, so guess this advertising is decided by IP detection.

Not as bizarre as what I get on CT (Muslim dating sites, mostly).

Cutious what do you get cropping up on site?

 

[Toby]

@stocky 100% charge is how I roll, baby!

 

[stocky]

@stocky 100% charge is how I roll, baby!

I like to live on the edge mate.

 

[Toby]

I like to live on the edge mate.

Chancer!

 

[slisk250]

The only thing that pops up on my screen is eBay chips for sale.

 

[atomiktoaster]

I get lots of stuff that I'm shopping for pop up again here. A good mix of woodworking tools, jewelry stores and REI.

 

[iblonger]

I keep seeing Harry's shave club. Im not sure why, I only have to shave once a week so a razor refill lasts me like 6 months.

 

[jbutler]

I mostly get mature singles who want to fuck in my area.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

It's usually whatever you search for that pops up in the ad banner. I have Orlando house rentals in the banner now.

 

[Toby]

The only thing that pops up on my screen is eBay chips for sale.

I used to get eBay chip listings. No more it seems

 

[Toby]

I mostly get mature singles who want to fuck in my area.

I'm curious to know why CT thinks I'm into dating Muslim women.

I mean - don't get me wrong - I wanna date them, they just don't wanna date me

 

[Toby]

I don't have one. The Internet's onto me!!!!

 

[72o]

I was looking for AC condenser units and just had to click on a certain add. Now it's everywhere!

 

[stocky]

Subtle hint?

 

[pltrgyst]

I mostly get mature singles who want to fuck in my area.

Just keep your area covered up and that shouldn't be a problem.

 

[courage]

necro-thread revived!

This is going too far, Jack.

 

[jbutler]

necro-thread revived!

This is going too far, Jack.

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I'm not just the president. I'm also a client.

 

[mummel]

I cant post my advertising results. Normally Russian brides, naked women etc. I dont get it.