WHAT IS BEST WAY TO FUN POKER GAME NIGHT? (3 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

Wrong troll.

It's scripted. @bergs will correct you.

Damn it. Ok, give me a minute.

 

[MrCatPants]

Okay MikeMac, give @MrCatPants his log on back.

CHECK OUT THIS TIKTOK THAT SHOWS PCF HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY BABY-EATING NICARAUGUANS:



Yes, I get I provided context, when I shouldn't have even done that to be true to form.

 

[CraigT78]

I can't see the previous post. My TicTok spam feature is working!

 

[ekricket]

POKER FUN WILD CARDS ALL GAMES FOR LOVING GAME ALL NIGHT. FUN IS VARIANCE MORE FOR ALL GRINNING AND DRINK SPILLING

 

[MrCatPants]

POKER FUN WILD CARDS ALL GAMES FOR LOVING GAME ALL NIGHT. FUN IS VARIANCE MORE FOR ALL GRINNING AND DRINK SPILLING

YES, YES, YES, AND...

DRINK SPILLING - NO; ALL POST INVALIDATED NOW

 

[ekricket]

YES, YES, YES, AND...

DRINK SPILLING - NO; ALL POST INVALIDATED NOW

NO DRINK SPILL PLAY IN MUSEUM. MEASURE FUN MORE FUN MORE SPILLS. NO SPILLS MANY RULES NO FUNS

 

[CraigT78]

 

[MrCatPants]

NO DRINK SPILL PLAY IN MUSEUM. MEASURE FUN MORE FUN MORE SPILLS. NO SPILLS MANY RULES NO FUNS

HOST FUN AND DRINK SPILLS HAVE A STRONGLY INVERSE CORRELATION

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

HOST FUN AND DRINK SPILLS HAVE A STRONGLY INVERSE CORRELATION

Significant; p- value checks out, huge sample size.

 

[allforcharity]

IN THE GAME OF TRI MOONS YOU EITHER LOSE OR YOU DIE.

Wrong. You're already dead (inside).

 

[MrCatPants]

Wrong. You're already dead (inside).

MY SOUL SLIPS A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY EVERYTIME SOMEONE ORDERS L12 CPCS

 

[bergs]

C R A I G T = 69

COINCIDENCE? NEVER.

(Annakin voice)

Don’t make me destroy you.

 

[bergs]

HI IT IS ME, I AM NORMAL HUMAN MAN WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT WAYS FOR CARDS BE MOST FUN.

WHAT IS BEST PUREST FORM OF POKER I NEED ALL INFORMATION INCLUDING NUMBER OF PLAYERS TYPE OF GAME AND STAKES.

I WILL MAKE MYSELF THE CHAPTER ONE AND SAY THE BEST FORM OF POKER IS THE BELOW:

$1 TURBO ONLINE TEXAS HOLD EM POKER TOURNAMENTS WITH A SMALL GROUP OF FRIENDS THAT LAST AT MOST 15 MINUTES. PLAY FIRST TO TWO OR FIRST TO THREE. NEVER FIRST TO FOUR. FIRST TO FIVE OK.

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST PURE POKER GAME EXPERIENCE?

Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.

You had me at “make myself chapter 1”. Let’s just get @Josh Kifer at the table with us and do shots until someone literally shits themselves.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.

You had me at “make myself chapter 1”. Let’s just get @Josh Kifer at the table with us and do shots until someone literally shits themselves.

 

[MrCatPants]

Honestly if he talked like this all day in real life, this would be my favorite meetup person. Just lock me up a seat next to him now and put a fully stocked bar in between us.

You had me at “make myself chapter 1”. Let’s just get @Josh Kifer at the table with us and do shots until someone literally shits themselves.

Honestly I think a few of us together not trying to play real poker and just being goofy as hell would be a blast.

No nerds allowed.

 

[RocAFella1]

 

[bergs]

Honestly I think a few of us together not trying to play real poker and just being goofy as hell would be a blast.

No nerds allowed.

If we catch anyone trying to do pot odds or count outs, they get spanked by @Josh Kifer. It’s a win/win for everyone.

 

[Josh Kifer]

If we catch anyone trying to do pot odds or count outs, they get spanked by @Josh Kifer. It’s a win/win for everyone.

Lol. "Play real poker" and talking to me and you.

 

[bergs]

Josh and Rob (mumbling about something funny that happened 20 minutes ago that only we can undersand)

Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”

Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Josh and Rob (mumbling about something funny that happened 20 minutes ago that only we can undersand)

Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”

Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.

 

[BigJackJones]

 

[MrCatPants]

Josh and Rob (mumbling about something funny that happened 20 minutes ago that only we can undersand)

Random player: “Hey, Play Real Poker”

Josh and Rob look at each other with dead serious expressions, then burst out laughing and saying “HEY PLAY REAL POKER” in different kinds of ridiculous voices for another 2 hours.

WHO THE FARK IS ROB

 

[bergs]

WHO THE FARK IS ROB

I have no idea. I needed to find an average name for the joke and I had some challenges.

I was going to use Adam, but that sounds like someone who wears a fig leaf over his loins and exposes himself to inanimate objects.

My backup plan was to use Billy but that sounds like a guy with a restaurant who overcooks chicken wings.

My tertiary plan was to use Matt, but that sounds too much like doormat.

 

[MrCatPants]

I have no idea. I needed to find an average name for the joke and I had some challenges.

I was going to use Adam, but that sounds like someone who wears a fig leaf over his loins and exposes himself to inanimate objects.

My backup plan was to use Billy but that sounds like a guy with a restaurant who overcooks chicken wings.

My tertiary plan was to use Matt, but that sounds too much like doormat.

@Rhodeman77 SHOTS FIRED

 

[bergs]

Someone just got triggggggered…

 

[bergs]

POKER FUN WILD CARDS ALL GAMES FOR LOVING GAME ALL NIGHT. FUN IS VARIANCE MORE FOR ALL GRINNING AND DRINK SPILLING

Stay away from Kricket when he calls “let’s play loving game”. I look a lot of circus games and think “that is poker” when detractors say “that’s not poker”, but loving game….it ain’t poker brah.

 

[bergs]

Significant; p- value checks out, huge sample size.

I think he’s saying OP has a big p-p.

 

[MrCatPants]

I think he’s saying OP has a big p-p.

YUGE

 

[Taghkanic]

Wow it's just called sweat. WOW.

 

[bergs]

I have one called Tears to go with sweat. It’s the only thing I have left after blasting off my bankroll at poker.