Top 10 most annoying behaviors at the poker table..... (3 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

Dumping Doritos on a new ChanMan gaming suede as if the playing surface is his plate

#1 spilling red wine on my chanman table
#2 showing up empty handed, winning huge, and leaving nothing for the house.

1)Eating messy food and touching my cards and chips

4) People eating really greasy food while playing cards, wipe their hands on their clothes and pick up their cards etc.

We need a PCF Star Chamber...

Other than shitting my pants, (which I've only done twice in my adult life,

 

[bigdonkey]

Takes up too much space, harder to count, and just plain looks ugly and lame.

'Murica! Where we've clearly proven counting by 10's is "harder."

 

[bigdonkey]

Doesn't bother me either way which word is used since they're both another shortened way of saying three of a kind. Not sure how people can be that nitpicky.

You're kinda new here, I'll give you a pass. ONE TIME!!!

 

[Sambukan]

At a casino table i like the annoying players, sometimes its the only entertainment. A casino poker table can be (doesnt have to be of course) pretty boring /sad

 

[AnteAndy]

You're kinda new here, I'll give you a pass. ONE TIME!!!

So it is more than just chips and equipment, haha.

 

[grebe]

Smokers.

a) they stink
b) they slow the game down and constantly late from breaks.

 

[FordPickup92]

Smokers.

a) they stink
b) they slow the game down and constantly late from breaks.

This

 

[Coyotesetter]

Things I really hate, in no particular order:

Cocaine breaks.

guys who commit and then just never show up, no text/call.

Showing up late and very drunk... the very first (and last) time playing at a game.

Especially when they don't share. Jerks.

 

[Coyotesetter]

Buy a shot clock. That’s what we did and it’s been the best thing for our game. 30 seconds and then you’re folded.

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Best solution ever. Thanks for that.

 

[Coyote]

Smokers.

a) they stink
b) they slow the game down and constantly late from breaks.

NOT the case with vapers / heaters though
Needless to say I couldn't play in any game that doesn't allow heated tobacco.

 

[grebe]

NOT the case with vapers / heaters though
Needless to say I couldn't play in any game that doesn't allow heated tobacco.

Not to start an online argument, but I personally don't want to breathe any of your chemicals.... Even if they do smell like cupcakes. I've seen the results firsthand (of smoking, obviously). To each their own, though. But for me, it's annoying.... Which is the name of the thread.

 

[Coyote]

But for me, it's annoying.... Which is the name of the thread.

Agreed, from the other side of the fence

 

[krafticus]

Not you @FordPickup92 , but people who dip, and leave their spit cups for me to find in the morning.

take that shit with you

 

[FordPickup92]

Not you @FordPickup92 , but people who dip, and leave their spit cups for me to find in the morning.

take that shit with you

Ooops just noticed you said not me, phew lol but yeah not cool! That's yucky!

 

[Coyote]

 

[Ben8257]

Not you @FordPickup92 , but people who dip, and leave their spit cups for me to find in the morning.

take that shit with you

I am a dipper as you know but no way to say my response without ending up in the out of context thread... just going to say I don't use a spitter... and I have a feeling I know who the culprit is on this one!

 

[krafticus]

I am a dipper as you know but now way to say my response without ending up in the out of context thread... just going to say I don't use a spitter... and I have a feeling I know who the culprit is on this one!

I know who it is too....

 

[Mojo1312]

@AnteAndy, A set is defined as having a pocket pair in NLHE so no additional clarification is needed when discussing strategy and analyzing hands. Understanding poker terms will help improve your game.

 

[SendThatStack]

Doesn't bother me either way which word is used since they're both another shortened way of saying three of a kind. Not sure how people can be that nitpicky.

To me its the equivalent of calling a magazine a clip.

 

[Highli99]

I am a dipper as you know but now way to say my response without ending up in the out of context thread... just going to say I don't use a spitter... and I have a feeling I know who the culprit is on this one!

Several people commented at the turkey shootout that they though you and Brie were dipping without cups. It intimidated them in “I am too soft and will never be that tough” kinda way. I thought it was hysterical. And put me in the too soft camp. I’ve never even smoked a cigarette, and most of my cigars have been swisher sweets with a few Cubans thrown in for good measure. I smoked enough swisher sweets to get a free zippo once. I still have it.

 

[MatB]

But I thought it was the other way around. More people I've seen say "set," and seen a lot of people say to not call it trips when set is more the proper term.

I can never remember what the "correct' way to say it is.

I say i have a set.. they say no its trips.

I say i have trips,,, they say, no you have a set.

They say they have 2s full of aces, i still dont know if they have a full house or 2 pair.

Oh well.

So long as they are rebuying they can call it what they want.

 

[PlayerADK]

- Dumping Doritos on a new ChanMan gaming suede as if the playing surface is his plate

WHAT in the FUNK

Has this actually happened???

I would genuinely yell at someone for this, and I never yell lmfao

 

[SendThatStack]

WHAT in the FUNK

Has this actually happened???

I would genuinely yell at someone for this, and I never yell lmfao

I have only seen that done in a bar on a pub table. I think that may warrant a open palm slap.

 

[Mojo1312]

@MatB Funny how bent out of shape people will get when they are told you have two pairs.... and they match.

 

[Taghkanic]

* Guys who always arrive 10 minutes early for your home game, and head straight for your bathroom to take their daily dump. Yeah, the bathroom exists for a reason. Shit happens. But every single time?

* Low stakes players who try to stare opponents down on every street of every hand they’re in... while plainly gleaning zero useful information from the stare-down. (However, I do sometimes enjoy this after bluffing the dude on the river, he stares for like 90 seconds, then folds, announcing that he’s making a “big laydown.”)

* Old dudes who act like they know the game better than everyone yet throw every bet straight into the pot, don’t know when/if they have to show their hand, and generally fail at countless other basic game mechanics. (These are sure to say: “I see your bet.......... AND RAISE YOU [X].”)

 

[WedgeRock]

I have only seen that done in a bar on a pub table. I think that may warrant a open palm slap.

Light their face on fire and put it out with a hammer....

 

[Perthmike]

Not you @FordPickup92 , but people who dip, and leave their spit cups for me to find in the morning.

take that shit with you

I'm sorry, but what on earth is a spit cup? This must be slang I'm not understanding surely? Please tell me nobody is actually spitting in a cup at your table.

 

[Mojo1312]

I'm sorry, but what on earth is a spit cup? This must be slang I'm not understanding surely? Please tell me nobody is actually spitting in a cup at your table.

Afraid so mate. Nasty habit.

 

[LotsOfChips]

I'm sorry, but what on earth is a spit cup? This must be slang I'm not understanding surely? Please tell me nobody is actually spitting in a cup at your table.

Yeah, you've obviously never sat next to someone who uses chewing tobacco. And yes, it's pretty gross.

But instead of lung cancer, you get the enjoyment of lip, jaw and mouth cancers! Seems like a fair trade-off to me!

 

[JeepologyOffroad]

I'm sorry, but what on earth is a spit cup? This must be slang I'm not understanding surely? Please tell me nobody is actually spitting in a cup at your table.

Place tobacco in mouth. Proceed to spit in cup and enjoy.

Unless you’re a madman like @Ben8257 then you just stomach it