Top 10 most annoying behaviors at the poker table..... (1 Viewer)

[Saoliver]

My biggest pet peeve is a player in my game who keeps his cards behind his chips. Because I am dedicated dealer most of the time, I often forget that he is still in the hand. I kindly remind him to put his cards in front of his chips, multiple times.

As he drinks more throughout the night, he keeps hiding his cards. I keep reminding him. Then he starts getting more mad every time. He says shit like, “I’m not trying to hide my cards.” And I say, “I know that, Kelly. I don’t think that you are trying to cheat. But I have to tell you 10 times at every game: ‘PUT YOUR DAMN CARDS IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING CHIPS!!!’”

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

My biggest pet peeve is a player in my game who keeps his cards behind his chips. Because I am dedicated dealer most of the time, I often forget that he is still in the hand. I kindly remind him to put his cards in front of his chips, multiple times.

As he drinks more throughout the night, he keeps hiding his cards. I keep reminding him. Then he starts getting more mad every time. He says shit like, “I’m not trying to hide my cards.” And I say, “I know that, Kelly. I don’t think that you are trying to cheat. But I have to tell you 10 times at every game: ‘PUT YOUR DAMN CARDS IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING CHIPS!!!’”

I feel your pain my friend!! We have a guy that either puts his hands over his cards, or holds them back. People constantly skip his action. I suspect he is angling at times. I have gotten to the point where I just keep the action moving past him since he can't keep his cards where we can see them.

 

[bigdonkey]

I'll make chili. You'll have all the ammunition you can handle

You’re encouraging this ?!?!?! My god I used to be jealous of all these awesome home games. Today I’m thankful smell doesn’t come through all the beautiful pRon you guys post.

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

You’re encouraging this ?!?!?! My god I used to be jealous of all these awesome home games. Today I’m thankful smell doesn’t come through all the beautiful pRon you guys post.

LMAO!! You've never spent time with brothers in the military? Nothing better than some good old fashion olfactory love making.

 

[Hornet]

To me, the most annoying behavior by far is when I call off a large bet on the river, muck, and then get asked, “what did you have?”

 

[Marc Hedrick]

To me, the most annoying behavior by far is when I call off a large bet on the river, muck, and then get asked, “what did you have?”

This wins for me.

Like the answer is never "oh, i had top boat but I just mucked because I thought you could use the chips."

 

[bigdonkey]

LMAO!! You've never spent time with brothers in the military? Nothing better than some good old fashion olfactory love making.

You are Army?

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

You are Army?

Worse...a Navy bubble head...Submariner

 

[Highli99]

Poker is my favorite thing in the world. Annoying things are those that prevent me from playing poker. I can put up with just bout anything at the table. I don't even mind when people 4 bet me preflop, causing me to fold. Then ask for an entire rabbit board. It's cool.

 

[Sprouty]

Worse...a Navy bubble head...Submariner

So does the sub smell all farty after being submerged for long periods of time?

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

So does the sub smell all farty after being submerged for long periods of time?

Farty and oily all at the same time. Not only does it taste funky...It also makes your skin break out if you don't wash your face 3 times a day.

Probably TMI, but one of our favorite things to do was to take a big ass fart into somebody's breathing manifold during fire drills if they dozed off. Unscrew it from the air manifold and stick it...well you can imagine...LOL!!

 

[bigdonkey]

So does the sub smell all farty after being submerged for long periods of time?

How do you think they get the subs to float back to the surface?

 

[bigdonkey]

Worse...a Navy bubble head...Submariner

That would’ve been my second guess. I knew you weren’t a Marine because there isn’t a jarhead alive who could use the word “olfactory” in a sentence, and we Airmen are far too classy to engage in such barbaric behavior.

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

That would’ve been my second guess. I knew you weren’t a Marine because there isn’t a jarhead alive who could use the word “olfactory” in a sentence, and we Airmen are far too classy to engage in such barbaric behavior.

LMAO...that's AWESOME!! I won't tell Gunny you said that. Although I bust his balls regularly because he deserves it.

 

[bigdonkey]

LMAO...that's AWESOME!! I won't tell Gunny you said that. Although I bust his balls regularly because he deserves it.

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First of all, you tell Gunny exactly what I said. I don’t know him but I know he deserves it because he chose to join the Marines. Secondly, don’t you dare tell Gunny who I am or where the hell he can find me.
Thirdly, tell him I said thanks for his service. You too, partner.

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

First of all, you tell Gunny exactly what I said. I don’t know him but I know he deserves it because he chose to join the Marines. Secondly, don’t you dare tell Gunny who I am or where the hell he can find me.
Thirdly, tell him I said thanks for his service. You too, partner.

And thank you for your service as well my friend!!

 

[Ben8257]

Gunny will be drunk and totally forget about the whole thing 30 minutes later!! Ask Kevin the story about him hitting big and calling everyone the next day asking if he owed them money!! Lol

 

[CraigT78]

Rabbit hunting! Can’t stand that shit!

I charge $1/street to the bad beat jackpot to hunt rabbits.

 

[Lil Tuna]

I charge $1/street to the bad beat jackpot to hunt rabbits.

That’s an idea.

 

[SendThatStack]

#1 spilling red wine on my chanman table
#2 showing up empty handed, winning huge, and leaving nothing for the house.
#3 people busting their stack and then wanting to Venmo the house for a rebuy, again and again and again.
#4 drinking from the hosts 6 pack of microbrew without asking. (guy who did #2 also did this)

 

[Taghkanic]

People who say ...

“Winner, winner, chicken dinner” ... or

“Deuces never leuces” ... or

“You win it all” [the pot and the cards] ... or

“Better to be lucky than good” ... or

“The price of poker just went up” ...

... AS IF IT WAS THE CLEVEREST, FUNNIEST OR WISEST THING EVER AND THEY MADE IT UP ALL BY THEMSELVES

 

[Saoliver]

#1 spilling red wine on my chanman table
#2 showing up empty handed, winning huge, and leaving nothing for the house.
#3 people busting their stack and then wanting to Venmo the house for a rebuy, again and again and again.
#4 drinking from the hosts 6 pack of microbrew without asking. (guy who did #2 also did this)

Ive had all of those things happen, except thank god, my table was cheap.

It was Richard Sherman’s BIL driving Sherman’s Lambo to our little tournament and .25/.50 game that did #3 and #4 at the same game. But in the end, he Venmo-ed me $400 and left with nothing.

 

[JScott]

People that say “I have a pair of XX’s” whenever the board pairs.

I have a guy in my game that does that every time. Or when the board rivers a flush, or straight.... or when it does anything.

 

[CraigT78]

People who say ...

“Winner, winner, chicken dinner” ... or

“Deuces never leuces” ... or

“You win it all” [the pot and the cards] ... or

“Better to be lucky than good” ... or

“The price of poker just went up” ...

... AS IF IT WAS THE CLEVEREST, FUNNIEST OR WISEST THING EVER AND THEY MADE IT UP ALL BY THEMSELVES

Shit. I’m guilty of damn near all these.

 

[Pinball]

what drives me really crazy in a casino is the guy who complains when you 3 times all in in 1 orbit when you have only 7 BB left. "Can't you play poker? Only shoving all in...

I don't know why this makes me so crazy but it does......

 

[Sprouty]

Farty and oily all at the same time. Not only does it taste funky...It also makes your skin break out if you don't wash your face 3 times a day.

Probably TMI, but one of our favorite things to do was to take a big ass fart into somebody's breathing manifold during fire drills if they dozed off. Unscrew it from the air manifold and stick it...well you can imagine...LOL!!

Whoa, and to think I thought I was just making a joke.

I had no idea! Haha gross!

 

[Mojo1312]

People who say ...

“Better lucky than good”

... AS IF IT WAS THE CLEVEREST, FUNNIEST OR WISEST THING EVER AND THEY MADE IT UP ALL BY THEMSELVES

Guilty.

 

[ovo]

slow rollers

 

[BonScot]

Shouting “SNAP” whenever the board pairs.

ok that’s me when I’m drunk... guilty your honour

 

[BonScot]

One guy puts all five board cards down in the one go. He even burns and turns on the turn and river cards but doesn’t realise that he’s completely negated the whole point of the burn and turn.

Another guy takes an eternity to make a decision... and that’s why we now use a 30 second shot clock.