Things That Are Bullsh*t (7 Viewers)
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I can see it now! " @BonScot 's Fashion Design LLC" just think of the options using his color palette!!
Poker Zombie
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Cyber-villains, in and of themselves, are Bullshit. But when they do a denial of service attack on a website that is raising money for treating/curing kids cancer, you have created an entirely new level of bullshitery.
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Planning for months to attend a meetup, getting sick and having to back out at the last minute.
Try a glass of (flavored i.e. peach mango, pomegranate) green tea with at least a 1/4 teaspoon ginger root powder and 1/2 teaspoon (or more if you can handle it) turmeric powder, mixed with a tablespoon or 2 of (natural) honey. Try not to taste it... mostly consume quickly.. I was better by morning
WedgeRock
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Sad day in history today...
BonScot
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Reminds me of two of my favourite gameshow answers over here
“what happened in Dallas in December 1963?”
“I don’t know. I wasn’t watching it then”
“who was shot in Dallas in 1963?”
”was it JR?”
You can’t beat the good old UK education system
This little motherf@cker kept me on the side of the parkway for 2 hours last night. Popped off the wheel cover to find this, the tire place must have messed it up at the last rotation.
Felt like a moron calling for help to change a tired but had no choice....Glad it happened last night though instead of tomorrow en route to Dan's meetup.
Ugh! I hate that shit!! Sorry that happened bud, but glad it wont ruin your drive to Dan's!View attachment 370224
This little motherf@cker kept me on the side of the parkway for 2 hours last night. Popped off the wheel cover to find this, the tire place must have messed it up at the last rotation.
Glad it happened last night though instead of tomorrow en route to Dan's meetup.
Poker Zombie
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...and they havent won the championship since. A fight would have been warranted.
Channel-lock pliers.View attachment 370224
This little motherf@cker kept me on the side of the parkway for 2 hours last night. Popped off the wheel cover to find this, the tire place must have messed it up at the last rotation.
Glad it happened last night though instead of tomorrow en route to Dan's meetup.
Cheater pipes.
BFH.
Series 12 Dalek - sneak preview. Right here!
Frogzilla
4 of a Kind
100% agree. Where’d you go and what’d they try?
I'm in Oklahoma, buying my kid his Christmas present.
Rhodeman77
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I always tell them up front I’m not buying today, of course they never believe me. After the test drive and they present the cost I ask is this your best price? I take a pic and walk out. It is hilarious as they chase me out to the parking lot. It is so much easier to negotiate now through email at my convenience.
WedgeRock
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Waitwut?!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
That's less "bullshit", and more actual human shit.
Also, with co-workers like that... I'd quit.
Also, with co-workers like that... I'd quit.
WedgeRock
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Mods, please move to the Things That Are Actual Sh*t thread.
Ben8257
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Damn you guys!! I already spent yesterday in tears laughing over this! Does post me off though... I have a set of 70 matching white chairs that just became 69! Dude is 55 years old... washed his pants and it was still all over them and came back to work. I am the foreman and asked him to go home... he refused! Also had the never to say at the end of the day he would wear the same shitty pants that he claims isn't his poop, back to work today if everyone paid him $5... umm.. I will pay you $20 to throw those pants away and buy new ones! Even took card board to sit on for his ride home... almost 2 hours in a brand new Ford ranger... again I said throw your pants in the parking lot and ride h ok me in your undies... he told me it will wash out in the washing machine... smfh and the guy is pretty well off! WTF!!
We can post it there too if it pleases you your highness
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Look man, this isn't my poop. I was saving it for someone else and keeping it soft and warm in my butt.
Yeah, sounds plausible.
Frogzilla
4 of a Kind
Is it definitely shit, and not just mud or chocolate?
Ben8257
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100% poop... so another one of my guys beats him here in the morning... religious dude that doesnt joke around... he comes in early and takes english translation classes. Said he noticed a giant brown spot before Don sat down... when he stood up I saw what was in my chair confronted him about it... stuck his fingers in it and smelled it and said ewww! Its shit!! Went and cleaned his pants in a porter john... when he came back it was still all over his pants and he worked in them all day! His helper asked me to send him home but he refused to go! Also there was literally a turd on the floor that must have fell off his pants because again Jose said it wasn't there when he came in...( this was yesterday and the turd is still in the hallway)
Went to my 9 am meeting and the 72 year old GC who is about 6' 3" and thinks hes Haulk Hogan same stash... anyways hes pacing around the room botching and complaining and I noticed the same thing... brown on the back of his pants... again shoves his fingers in it and smells it! (Seriously who would do that if you know its shit) drops his pants in the middle of a bunch of grown construction dudes and goes WTF there is shit on my pants! Pulls them back up and continues the meeting... also never left and change his pants... these are the facts... the poop bandit as I named him is still on the loose!!! Lmfao
Went to my 9 am meeting and the 72 year old GC who is about 6' 3" and thinks hes Haulk Hogan same stash... anyways hes pacing around the room botching and complaining and I noticed the same thing... brown on the back of his pants... again shoves his fingers in it and smells it! (Seriously who would do that if you know its shit) drops his pants in the middle of a bunch of grown construction dudes and goes WTF there is shit on my pants! Pulls them back up and continues the meeting... also never left and change his pants... these are the facts... the poop bandit as I named him is still on the loose!!! Lmfao
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