A non-exhaustive list of what happened last night.
I get it all-in on the flop with 2 overs and a flush draw against top pair. Another asshole who only runs it once... he holds... pretty standard, move on to the next buyin... I was fairly short anyways...
I miss a hand going to the bathroom, and got told that I had K-K as I watch a guy with A-A scoop a massive pot on a K-high board
I get T7d in the straddle with a bunch of limpers and check... flop comes 6x-8d-9d! SB bets 45, UTG calls, folded to me who makes it 270 total. SB folds... UTG tanks and folds telling me he had TJo... we run the board out for fun and the turn would've been a 7 for the suckout... it seems the only way I can get a pot is to get everyone to fold lol....
I play the super-premium hand 6-4 of hearts in the BB after several people limp to a flop of A-2-3. SB checks, I check, MP bets 20.. SB calls, and I float with a straight and backdoor flush draw against two big stacks. Turn card is the miracle 5h giving me a 6-high straight and a flush and str8 flush redraw. SB checks, I check, MP bets 80... SB calls... I tank for about a minute fiddling with the 80 in calling chips before announcing a raise of 250 more... I'm hoping that it looks like a squeeze play and the MP agressor will jam or call light, but it's no use... MP folds and SB calls. River comes a deuce, pairing the board. SB moves all-in and I snap-call as I don't put him on a set the way he's played the hand and my history with him. I show the 6-high straight, and he flopped the wheel.... so for once I'm on the favorable end of a suckout... I scoop an $1,100 pot
That was the last happy moment I got to enjoy last night... what follows is the most incredible compilation of suckouts in the history of poker... and I'm not exaggerating...
The following hands happened within an hour of each other...
I check 62o in the BB and flop A-6-2. I bet all streets for value and get rivered by A-4 hitting a 4 on the river.
Preflop has been raised to 20 and 4 people call. I shove all-in with pocket aces for about 300 and get called by AJo who "wanted to gamble".. board runs out 4 spades and guess who has the fucking As?
I run the nut flush into a straight flush...
I run a flopped nut straight on a rainbow flop into runner-runner quads all-in on the flop.
I am beyond mentally drained after last night, and I think the best thing to do is to take a couple days off and do something other than poker... then come back mid-week and get back to rebuilding from the hole I'm in... I have seen the extreme end of variance... and it's not a very pretty sight to behold... being a 95% favorite and then a 99.5% favorite in almost back-to-back hands and lose them both is certainly the low point of my poker career thus far... I'm hoping I can get back at it with a fresh start in a few days and put all that behind me.
More updates to come next week.... James Bond will return...