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Me in college . Mullet and a shiner
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No. You get a capri sun and that's it.
Ya know, the warmest of days will do strange things to men.

I watched Kosh Jifer dryhump a fluorescent light outdoors once in someone’s backyard on a hot Texas day — all for the want of that sweet syrupy liquid in that plastic container with the attached straw.
 
Ya know, the warmest of days will do strange things to men.

I watched Kosh Jifer dryhump a fluorescent light outdoors once in someone’s backyard on a hot Texas day — all for the want of that sweet syrupy liquid in that plastic container with the attached straw.
You start sheet sweating going up 2 stairs. "BING BONG MY SIDE HURTSSSS"
 
You start sheet sweating going up 2 stairs. "BING BONG MY SIDE HURTSSSS"
I don’t know what sheet sweating is.

Not gonna look it up.

Sounds about right though. You don’t think I asked Craig to put the entire meetup on the ground floor? That’s why I love Hornet’s event. We go down. Never go up till we’re leaving. Up is bad.
 
My new favorite writing tool…

Dr. Dick is apparently a super famous reading expert.

So get your minds out of the gutter.
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