The out-of-context thread (6 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

YAY! WE’RE DOING IT!!!

 

[bergs]

^ me in college.

 

[legend672]

Me in college . Mullet and a shiner

 

[chipinla]

you gotta go deeper

Buy me dinner first.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Buy me dinner first.

No. You get a capri sun and that's it.

 

[chipinla]

No. You get a capri sun and that's it.

 

[bergs]

No. You get a capri sun and that's it.

Ya know, the warmest of days will do strange things to men.

I watched Kosh Jifer dryhump a fluorescent light outdoors once in someone’s backyard on a hot Texas day — all for the want of that sweet syrupy liquid in that plastic container with the attached straw.

 

[Saoliver]

Squirt: it’s not piss (really!)

 

[Josh Kifer]

Ya know, the warmest of days will do strange things to men.

I watched Kosh Jifer dryhump a fluorescent light outdoors once in someone’s backyard on a hot Texas day — all for the want of that sweet syrupy liquid in that plastic container with the attached straw.

You start sheet sweating going up 2 stairs. "BING BONG MY SIDE HURTSSSS"

 

[bergs]

You start sheet sweating going up 2 stairs. "BING BONG MY SIDE HURTSSSS"

I don’t know what sheet sweating is.

Not gonna look it up.

Sounds about right though. You don’t think I asked Craig to put the entire meetup on the ground floor? That’s why I love Hornet’s event. We go down. Never go up till we’re leaving. Up is bad.

 

[bergs]

You start sheet sweating going up 2 stairs. "BING BONG MY SIDE HURTSSSS"

Also you don’t Bing Bong a Side Hurt you sheep herding potato farming chicken fucking birdwatching failed wanna-be ranch hand McDonalds night shift manager.

 

[WedgeRock]

Hot pink.

Circles around the manhole

 

[Nymor]

I tried. Didn’t spit out anything I liked.

 

[WedgeRock]

I've got a few in me.

 

[Beakertwang]

Because it wasn’t hard enough to start with!

 

[WedgeRock]

@CraigT78 Twitch stream test looked good.

 

[Saoliver]

Ok... what does one need to do to get some dick here?

 

[Beakertwang]

this will only be the tip

 

[Beakertwang]

Cindi's was solid.

 

[RocAFella1]

Is it not up?

I don’t think so.

No

 

[Beakertwang]

Too small for me. I prefer a meatier glass

 

[jr8719]

I often oil while watching TV with the wife before bed and let them sit on paper towels overnight. The reveal the next morning is glorious!

 

[WedgeRock]

Gotta focus on the Jacks.

 

[OneGearManySpeeds]

My life here now complete. Finally made the OOC thread.

 

[LowerBama1714]

My new favorite writing tool…

Dr. Dick is apparently a super famous reading expert.

So get your minds out of the gutter.

 

[WedgeRock]

came today

 

[shorticus]

Pretty sure I ate 2-3 dicks that weekend.

 

[tabletalker7]

What the hell do hot dogs have to do with sex?

 

[improviseallday]

dibs

 

[natumes]

@Saoliver