Septic Vent Pipe (1 Viewer)

[John Conor]

Doing some fall yard work and thinking about covering up this unsightly septic vent pipe. In a world of imperfect options, curious which one is best.

Current situation:

Option 1. Dirty Bird fake granite bird bath

Option 2. Fake rock

 

[krafticus]

option 2 if the lady comes with.

 

[BGinGA]

Function over form. Bird bath.

 

[k9dr]

How about a periscope

 

[Joe E.]

Function over form. Bird bath.

agreed option #1.

Maybe option #1 with a picture of the woman printed on it from option #2???

 

[John Conor]

Option 3. Paint it like a stack of PCA $500's.

 

[manamongkids]

paint it flesh colored, and well, nevermind, you get the point

 

[FDLmold]

Fake flowers, with a sign that says FREE SMELLS.

 

[WedgeRock]

Make an American Gladiator baton out of it?

 

[Arakir]

A green Super Mario pipe!

 

[SwampYankee]

Just sell the house!

 

[Kensco]

Birdbath requires maintenance, go with the rock

 

[bergs]

Drive 15-20 PVC pipes into the ground. Nobody will ever know which one is the real septic pipe. Security through obfuscation.

 

[72o]

You're in New England....everyone loves a light house or a wishing well. Wishing well is easy to build.