Only in Florida ... (3 Viewers)

Been there, done that...... but not at the same time.

When will people learn to leave your alligator in the truck when you go in to buy a beer!
 
I leave mine in the garage.

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This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke (at least I think its a joke)

Ah, Steven Wright -- love that guy's deadpan routines. My favorite: (he's what, 6'6" or 6'8"?)

"I saw a guy on the street today giving another guy mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
[looking down and cupping hands around his mouth]


'Get up before you fucking die!'"
 
What's so great about thirty-six year olds? there's thirty of em! Badum-bum!

As far as gators go, I've lived in Florida for 3 years and haven't seen one. I don't believe they exist.
 
So if she was going back to Ohio,
there must be someone in Florida selling "Emotional Support Squirrels".
Now that makes sense, at least in Florida.
 
@Anthony Martino
Thought of you while watching Colbert last night............ :ROFL: :ROFLMAO: :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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Adam Corolla use to play a call-in game on his short-lived radio show, "Florida or Germany?" They would read a crazy news story, and the callers had to guess where it happened. Loved it.

I just have such a fascination with Florida Man stories.
 

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