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[MegaTon44]

Florida woman sentenced after pulling live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

https://www.yahoo.com/now/florida-woman-pulling-alligator-from-pants-traffic-stop-205023971.html

 

[fish72s]

Florida woman sentenced after pulling live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

https://www.yahoo.com/now/florida-woman-pulling-alligator-from-pants-traffic-stop-205023971.html

For those of you that didn't read the previous top 40 list ; No this didn't even make the top 40.

 

[MegaTon44]

Woman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her Boyfriend

Article is a pretty funny read

https://rare.us/rare-humor/stone-co...lse&utm_term=mandammit&utm_campaign=mandammit

Florida man was just trying to help his girlfriend out. Coty Lee Havens, 26, thought Chastity Bodnar, 23, drank too much and out of his concern for her well-being he told her as much. Well… maybe that’s what happened. Considering how Chastity responded to Coty’s lifestyle critique it might be just as likely that Coty was tired of Chastity passing out on the couch covered in Doritos and Papa John’s garlic butter sauce and then peeing herself.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Woman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her Boyfriend

Article is a pretty funny read

https://rare.us/rare-humor/stone-co...lse&utm_term=mandammit&utm_campaign=mandammit

Florida man was just trying to help his girlfriend out. Coty Lee Havens, 26, thought Chastity Bodnar, 23, drank too much and out of his concern for her well-being he told her as much. Well… maybe that’s what happened. Considering how Chastity responded to Coty’s lifestyle critique it might be just as likely that Coty was tired of Chastity passing out on the couch covered in Doritos and Papa John’s garlic butter sauce and then peeing herself.

Cliffs: tuesday nights in florida

 

[k9dr]

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Woman Arrested for Chugging Beer Like Stone Cold Steve Austin Then Assaulting Her Boyfriend

Article is a pretty funny read

https://rare.us/rare-humor/stone-co...lse&utm_term=mandammit&utm_campaign=mandammit

Florida man was just trying to help his girlfriend out. Coty Lee Havens, 26, thought Chastity Bodnar, 23, drank too much and out of his concern for her well-being he told her as much. Well… maybe that’s what happened. Considering how Chastity responded to Coty’s lifestyle critique it might be just as likely that Coty was tired of Chastity passing out on the couch covered in Doritos and Papa John’s garlic butter sauce and then peeing herself.

I had high hopes for a couple named Coty and Chastity. They did not disappoint.

 

[trever]

F250 repossession tug o war!
https://jalopnik.com/this-epic-ford-super-duty-vs-tow-truck-battle-ended-in-1829058354

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

How could anyone but Floridaman see this as a good idea

 

[BGinGA]

Crazy....
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-medi...ogressive,q_80,w_800/jdgqnqa3pg9cj1zvfmsc.mp4

 

[k9dr]

 

[BGinGA]

Florida Man Loses At Poker, Murders Winner

https://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/24445-florida-man-loses-at-poker-murders-winner

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Florida Man Loses At Poker, Murders Winner

https://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/24445-florida-man-loses-at-poker-murders-winner

Then they searched his cell phone and found a search history that included the phrase “can u shoot through a seat.”

I think my 5 niece would have a better chance of getting away with murder than this guy

 

[Anthony Martino]

There was just two guys shot outside Derby Lane the other day. Word is they were playing in a bigger game, maybe semi-private

https://www.tampabay.com/news/pinellas/2019/11/20/two-people-injured-in-shooting-at-derby-lane/

 

[Saoliver]

Link

 

[Darson]

Florida Dog Drives Pretty Much The Same As Most Florida Drivers

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Florida Dog Drives Pretty Much The Same As Most Florida Drivers

Hilarious but take care of your dogs people!

 

[moose]

Not your brightest criminals in FLA...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-police-find-illegal-narcotics-bags-labeled-bag-full-drugs

 

[moose]

Caught naked as a Jay, he took a screw ball mound visit and was arrested for choking up on the bat. The count at the time was two balls, one strike.

Sticky Reese's pieces...eww.

Spring training just started so he must have been practicing his hand signals for the knuckle ball.

However, a BJ is always better than a Yankee.

He was known as a good catcher with a sticky glove. Now we know why.

That's all I got.

And go....


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...igating-arrest-C-McGuire.html#reader-comments

 

[aaronroch]

This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke (at least I think its a joke)

I went to the movies. The sign said "Adults $12 ; Children $6".
I said, "Great, I'll take 2 boys and a girl."

My cousin has 2 boys. NOBODY tries to buy 2 boys. He has to pay other people to borrow them!

 

[k9dr]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-woman-being-accused-zipping-172120141.html

 

[Anthony Martino]

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-woman-being-accused-zipping-172120141.html

That's just Wednesday foreplay at the Martino Household!

 

[k9dr]

That's just Wednesday foreplay at the Martino Household!

But your wife only needs to use a carry on

 

[pltrgyst]

But your wife only needs to use a carry on

Oh man, that is nasty.

Funny as hell, but nasty.

 

[Anthony Martino]

But your wife only needs to use a carry on

This is why I you guys!

 

[shorticus]

But your wife only needs to use a carry on

That. Was. HILARIOUS!!!!!!

 

[BGinGA]

Protesters calling for gyms to reopen do squats, push-ups outside Clearwater courthouse

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-...quats-push-ups-outside-clearwater-courthouse/

https://twitter.com/x/status/1259866040999333890

 

[nitzilla]

 

[k9dr]

 

[moose]

Protesters calling for gyms to reopen do squats, push-ups outside Clearwater courthouse

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-...quats-push-ups-outside-clearwater-courthouse/

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1259866040999333890

Didn't they just prove they don't need a gym?

 

[k9dr]