Only in Florida ...

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Been there, done that...... but not at the same time.

When will people learn to leave your alligator in the truck when you go in to buy a beer!
 

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I leave mine in the garage.

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This reminds me of the Steven Wright joke (at least I think its a joke)

Ah, Steven Wright -- love that guy's deadpan routines. My favorite: (he's what, 6'6" or 6'8"?)

"I saw a guy on the street today giving another guy mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
[looking down and cupping hands around his mouth]


'Get up before you fucking die!'"
 

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What's so great about thirty-six year olds? there's thirty of em! Badum-bum!

As far as gators go, I've lived in Florida for 3 years and haven't seen one. I don't believe they exist.
 

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So if she was going back to Ohio,
there must be someone in Florida selling "Emotional Support Squirrels".
Now that makes sense, at least in Florida.
 

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@Anthony Martino
Thought of you while watching Colbert last night............ :ROFL: :ROFLMAO: :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:

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Adam Corolla use to play a call-in game on his short-lived radio show, "Florida or Germany?" They would read a crazy news story, and the callers had to guess where it happened. Loved it.

I just have such a fascination with Florida Man stories.
 
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