Me vs Her - Live! (1 Viewer)

[Felt_Lizard]

And 400 done.

(Yeah, yeah...the brand on the dealer button is off...but the colors are dead on, and that's what she wanted.)

 

[Felt_Lizard]

She wants to fight me with her little new Harrah's set.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

No mercy in this dojo!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

We gon' go right on d' table cloth.

Down n' dirty poker.

Buckle up, cause' we fukin' it up...

 

[Felt_Lizard]

She trine ta hit me drink too.

Smart girl.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Scrotum: Deuce on the river gives me the straight.

She had already boated..."Fuuuuu...'

 

[Felt_Lizard]

MF!

My J's and 6's just got screwed by Q's and ducks. Rebuy time.

FUCK.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Now she wants to play with these....

WELCOME TO THE FINAL LEVEL of Hell.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Now she brought out these.

CARD WHORE!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Scrotum starting hand

LFG!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Flop!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

She pushed my shit in with 9's full over my 3's full.

I LOVE THIS GAME.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

I have just been informed that the "Pleasure Pit" cards come from THE DOLLAR STORE.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

It's official.

We are now playing with the worst deck ever designed....

 

[Felt_Lizard]

She just walked like 9 decks from the closet in here.

DEAR LORD PUT A BULLET IN.ME!

(but I just hit a river straight...so keep 'em coming!)

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Got her on the ropes...

 

[Felt_Lizard]

She came back a little during a long grind, but I'm still dominating!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Ok players...she decided to break for sleep.

This is where we stand, with my stack being the alpha.

Back in the morning, same BAT-TIME, same BAT-CHANNEL.

Don't worry. In the name of love, on Valentine's Day, for breakfast...I WILL BREAK HER.

 

[ekricket]

Don't worry. In the name of love, on Valentine's Day, for breakfast...I WILL BREAK HER

Beat her in cards too

 

[Felt_Lizard]

I will reluctantly say this.

I have resisted the Paulson's for a long, long time.

But players....these Harrah's are ~NICE~.

 

[btbmason]

I will reluctantly say this.

I have resisted the Paulson's for a long, long time.

But players....these Harrah's are ~NICE~.

Just wait until you build your full house mold set.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Baked salmon and sauteed asparagus.

Then we exchanged all the little ghey Valentine's gifts, flowers, spirits.

THE PRELUDE.

First we eat. Then we gift.

THEN WE FUCKING FIGHT!!!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

These are the two decals on her poker case.

She did one, and I did one.

TAKE A GUESS...

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Let the games re-begin.

She starts at 119.
I start 281.

 

[TheOffalo]

Love seeing my old school Flamingo tribute design DB featured on this thread so much!

Can I send you a cut card based on the same design? Bridge or poker?

(It's one design per size, with different artwork on each side.)

Sorry for the bad lightning!

 

[Felt_Lizard]

We're also using the matching cut cards!

She has surged to about even, dammit.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

We still about even....which gives me a case of the RED ASS.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Lotta Scarney, Scrotum, Baduci, triple hand, Tahoe P&R, but we are calling it for tonight. Now about even.

On Scrotum, I discarded a pair of sevens, and then double windowed 7's.

I stood up and yelled.

PHUCK DECORUM.

 

[Felt_Lizard]

Yes, to sending us the new sleek cut cards!!!

 

[TheOffalo]

Unfortunately, I don't have many of these, do you use bridge or poker-size cards more?