Had to google that one. Never heard of it before.
Is it acceptable to joke about killing puppies? (1 Viewer)
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Had to google that one. Never heard of it before.
Sadt3arz
Sitting Out
Haha I'm Asian so it's always fine to joke about stuff like that. I guess slit depends on the context and how far u take the joke.
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fish72s
Flush
This thread could go off the rails if everyone starts googling "The Aristocrats"
BTW, not ""The Aristocats"
Well said! I will remember this next time I have a conversation with someone who thinks they have a right to not be offended.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing poker?
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RowdyRawhide
Full House
What chips?
Sadly, knock knock jokes seem to be the only jokes that you can tell without offending someone these days. I think that if you are offended by things, get off the internet. If you decide to stay, you'll never not be offended.
I have that magazine around here somewhere -- it's my all-time favorite magazine cover.
And it's obviously a joke, c'mon people. Everyone knows that unwanted puppies should be drowned.
Ah, a de facto republican.
If any of you are old enough to remember when elephant jokes were the rage, then you might remember that there was an ensuing spate of "dead baby" jokes.
People make jokes about any and everything... {shrug}
People make jokes about any and everything... {shrug}
Shaggy
Full House
Speaking of jokes in poor taste...
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby?
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby?
bentax1978
4 of a Kind
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
But if we're going for poor taste...
I've never been inside a Ferrari.
Shaggy
Full House
For some reason the spoiler answer I tried to insert... didn't insert... yes one of those was my intended answer... the other is perhaps even better.
bentax1978
4 of a Kind
You had the text of the spoiler inside the first "[ ]" pair. If you quote your original post, you'll see it.
That's one of the originals, substituting anything of value for the Ferrari (the original item was a bowling ball).
And the classical answer is:
You can't eat a Ferrari.
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Shaggy
Full House
A man stated to his wife... "I bet you can't tell me something that both makes me very happy and very sad... at the same time."
She said: "you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends."
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Dead baby jokes.
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fish72s
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@fish72s, are you selling these chips?
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/140-25-chips-casino-rhc-paulsons.36396/#post-679200
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/140-25-chips-casino-rhc-paulsons.36396/#post-679200
bigdonkey
Straight
I think killing puppies is more tolerable than debating with someone who can't figure out that a hotdog sandwich is, in fact, a sandwich.
REAL life story: First date, arrogant woman boasts about her previous boyfriend having a Ferrari:
Man: Did you ever drive it?
Woman: No, I have only been the co-driver.
Man: Well, I 've been a co-driver in a Ferrari too, but didn't have to give any oral or anal sex
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