I was today years old when I… (29 Viewers)

[Windwalker]

… learned that @desjgn is pronounced “J Design”.

Now you go.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Alright. I'll help get this going. Because I had a doozy about 5 years ago that my Girlfriend still laughs about.

You know the Kay Jeweler ads where they say "every kiss begins with Kay"....

I suddenly looked at her and said. "Holy shit. Kay is the name and Kiss starts with the letter K...."

She was like "fuck.... You are an idiot sometimes...."

 

[JustDogbert]

Not sure I understand the premise (I’m guessing it’s things that I learned at my current age)…

…I learned that the approximate odds of a Venus throw are 384 out of 10,000.

 

[upNdown]

My teenage daughters have been saying “baka” nonstop, lately. Must be an internet thing? I finally had to Google it. Baka means idiot. I hope I’m not the idiot.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Not sure I understand the premise (I’m guessing it’s things that I learned at my current age)…

…I learned that the approximate odds of a Venus throw are 384 out of 10,000.

Shit you realized way too late that people think is obvious. I was this days old when I found out the population of California is larger then Canada.

 

[Windwalker]

KFC’s Twitter account follows exactly 11 people. The 5 Spice Girls and 6 random guys named “Herb”. Turns out it’s because their secret rub is made with “11 herbs and spices”.

 

[Hairy_Crocodile]

My teenage daughters have been saying “baka” nonstop, lately. Must be an internet thing? I finally had to Google it. Baka means idiot. I hope I’m not the idiot.

I assume they watch alot of anime?

 

[Josh Kifer]

KFC’s Twitter account follows exactly 11 people. The 5 spice girls and 6 random guys named “Herb”. Turns out it’s because their secret rub is made with “11 herbs and spices”.

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The. Fuck. Man.

 

[legend672]

@liftapint doesn’t work for CSI lifting fingerprints from crime scenes

 

[navels]

for the longest time I thought the expression "you can't be too careful" meant that you shouldn't be too careful because if you are you'll screw up whatever you're trying to do.

 

[pltrgyst]

OK, who's going to admit their age when they finally figured out that the Creedence lyric wasn't
"there's a bathroom on the right"?

 

[chipinla]

… learned that @desjgn is pronounced “J Design”.

Now you go.

I wonder if we have all been saying YOUR name wrong...

 

[cpiaaq]

@liftapint doesn’t work for CSI lifting fingerprints from crime scenes

For the first several years thought @liftapint was a detective

 

[JustDave]

For the first several years thought @liftapint was a detective

same

 

[Geremie]

When you’re 31 years and 9 months, you have lived for more than 1 billion seconds.

 

[ArielVer18]

Pretty sure the gen z version of TIL is "i was today years old when I..." but whatever i'm not gen z either.

 

[Forty4]

@liftapint doesn’t work for CSI lifting fingerprints from crime scenes

For the first several years thought @liftapint was a detective

same

That’s because she doesn’t use her old CT avatar of Guinness and various others

 

[chipinla]

That’s because she doesn’t use her old CT avatar of Guinness and various others

I was today years old when I found out @liftapint was female

 

[BigSlick4523]

KFC’s Twitter account follows exactly 11 people. The 5 Spice Girls and 6 random guys named “Herb”. Turns out it’s because their secret rub is made with “11 herbs and spices”.

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Learn about the # 11 it is the 1st Master Number

 

[liftapint]

I changed my avatar to help everyone out.

Cheers!!

 

[FordPickup92]

OK, who's going to admit their age when they finally figured out that the Creedence lyric wasn't
"there's a bathroom on the right"?

You know I think it was last year or the year before when I realized wrapped up like a deuce was deuce and not.. well.....

 

[JustDave]

it took @k9dr stating he was a vet and then saying 'that's what the k9 dr stands for' before it made any sense to me at all

 

[Mike mac]

Pegasus and unicorns are different animals that are not real.

 

[MatB]

It was just a few years ago I learned that the gas pump image on your car dash has an arrow telling you what side the gas cap is.

 

[JMC9389]

it took @k9dr stating he was a vet and then saying 'that's what the k9 dr stands for' before it made any sense to me at all

Thank you for your service @k9dr !

....wait....

 

[JustDogbert]

Shit you realized way too late that people think is obvious. I was this days old when I found out the population of California is larger then Canada.

We all can't be as smart as you Josh!

... learned that Josh is mean.

 

[moose]

The. Fuck. Man.

Triscuit comes from electricity biscuit.

Some internet sleuth figured it out last year when Triscuit didn't even know the answer. Turns out 100+ years ago they were trying to brag that the factory had electrified ovens. Shit you do during a pandemic...

 

[Josh Kifer]

We all can't be as smart as you Josh! View attachment 754783

... learned that Josh is mean.

I am the Stealer of sunshine and bringer of gloom.

 

[Omar65]

It was just a few years ago I learned that the gas pump image on your car dash has an arrow telling you what side the gas cap is.

Seriously. I was like fuckin 40 when I learned that. It’s been so useful since then.

 

[pokrgeek21]

Alright. I'll help get this going. Because I had a doozy about 5 years ago that my Girlfriend still laughs about.

You know the Kay Jeweler ads where they say "every kiss begins with Kay"....

I suddenly looked at her and said. "Holy shit. Kay is the name and Kiss starts with the letter K...."

She was like "fuck.... You are an idiot sometimes...."

If it makes you feel better you just put that together for me lol.