It's worth mentioning that using that many T500 chips is inefficient. Believe it or not, 3 in a stack is plenty. Think about it this way - if you want to bet 75, you NEED to use three T25 chips - there's no other way to do it. If you want to bet 400, using four T100's is the most efficient way to do it. So you need lots of those chips. And similarly, if you call a 600 bet with a T1,000, four T100s are needed to make change. But with T500's, there's no bet or change-making transaction that requires more than one T500. You'll never need to use more than one at a time, so you don't need a lot of them.$10k in chips
8 @ $25
8 @ $100
8 @ $500
5 @ $1000
Start blinds at 25/50 and double every 20 minutes. Throw in a few smaller increases if you want. For instance:
Level 1 - 25/50
Level 2 - 50/100
Level 3 - 75/-150
Level 4 - 100/200
Level 5 - 150/300
Level 6 - 300/600
Level 7 - 400/800
Level 8 - 600/1,200
If your crew is new to poker (ie have to be reminded it's their turn). Maybe make the levels longer.
Thats pretty much it. Have fun!
Any recommendations for an iPad?
And you're going to need a lot more than just five T1000 chips per player, since they become the workhorse chip in the later levels. 8/8/4/7 is a much better stack distribution than 8/8/8/5, and 12/12/5/6 (or 12/12/3/7) is even better. Eight chips of the lowest denominations per player is pretty much the bare minimum to avoid excessive change-making during play.It's worth mentioning that using that many T500 chips is inefficient. Believe it or not, 3 in a stack is plenty. Think about it this way - if you want to bet 75, you NEED to use three T25 chips - there's no other way to do it. If you want to bet 400, using four T100's is the most efficient way to do it. So you need lots of those chips. And similarly, if you call a 600 bet with a T1,000, four T100s are needed to make change. But with T500's, there's no bet or change-making transaction that requires more than one T500. You'll never need to use more than one at a time, so you don't need a lot of them.
Your bathroom is doomed: Deal with it.
While this is all good advice and should be listened to in the future if things advance, the dude is just trying to put on a low buy in, one table tournament for the first time amongst friends...sounds like he as already hosted cash games. Ya gotta crawl before you walk. He's gonna have a good time, besides its not rocket scienceConsider the peripheral costs and concerns of a tournament as well. You're more than just keeping track of a card game, you're hosting what amounts to a non-trivial amount of people in your home for usually what ends up being 2x longer than any typical party or social gathering.
I mean, I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff that's obvious to me, but this is all information I had to learn the hard way. This doesn't even sniff the whole blind level, timing, game structure, breaks, color up (race or round?) I'm not discouraging you from running a tournament. I want you to be prepared for all the other stuff that comes with it. Maybe I'm just too gracious a host, but I'm asking people to dedicate at least half of their Saturday and some are traveling to do so as well - I want them to leave, win or lose, feeling like they had an unbelievable time.
- Food: snacks that are accessible, ready to eat when people show up, are plentiful enough that they won't run out in an hour, and won't cause a giant mess if people want to snack at the table. I usually prepare something like a big sandwich board, pretzels, jerky, and mixed nuts. Nothing too sloppy, but enough to keep people fed and easy to duck out to grab during the action.
- ^^^ Corollary: horizontal surfaces that are NOT your poker table(s). Idiots always want to put their food and drinks on the table. Don't give them an excuse to do it. You need side surfaces.
- Drinks: people gotta be hydrated (sure). Most people are going to want to knock a few back. So, you decide if it's BYO or you provide the bar. I always turn my fridge into a beer drinker's heaven and I keep a full bar at all times, but that might not be within your budget. Be prepared and make it clear how it's going to go. You don't want donks dipping out and causing a massive energy killing beer run break because you don't have enough liquid courage on hand.
- ^^^ Corollary: cup holders and horizontal surfaces. I can't stress this enough. One table I have is a flimsy fold up clunker with those 1" deep "drink holders." They are strictly off limits except for wide tumbler glasses and even those I get a little uneasy about. People will put their tallnecks in there and then get excited when they squeeze KJo in BB and on their way to min raising the button they backhand their brew across the table. Prevent this by having proper deep cup holders or surfaces within easy reach of the table.
- Timing: if there's anything I don't tolerate in personal and professional life, it's inexcusable tardiness. I use the word "tardiness" because I learned it from my uptight third grade teacher and it stuck for life. Set the time that cards are dealt and make it clear if you're not seated, you're getting blinded out. If I have to start the game with 50% of the players, tough luck. We're playing. I'll always set the "start time" an hour earlier because people will be late. So, do the old "Cards at 5" trick and expect to start at 6 (the real start time).
- Buy-ins/payouts: Track it like the most anal CPA you've ever met. Spreadsheet: time-in, time-out, amount, track rebuys. If I'm hosting a higher-than-usual buy in tournament, I make people sign the damn thing when they buy and rebuy to verify their amount and note that they watched me put the cash into the pot and lock it up. During breaks count the pot and check against your spreadsheet. The #1 biggest mood killer in any game I've been in is when someone wants to cash out, or busts out with a bounty, and you're wondering where someone's 20 spot ended up you're going to have pain (did they venmo me? am I too drunk? is it this one in my pocket or is that MY rebuy??!). In my case, I'll throw in the extra dough and take the blame, but I've seen some people get nuts over $10 missing (it's usually under the chip case...) saying we're all crooked cheats and vowing never to play again. Totally avoidable. But, again, takes extra energy to manage this well.
- Waste Disposal: no, my coffee table is not a trash can. Nobody is bussing your plates or clearing your empties. That's why you need extra trash and recycling receptacles around the play area so you're not constantly cleaning up after your slob friends (trust me, we're all slobs to some degree at poker tables - I'm not pointing the finger here). Also, big tip, PAPER TOWELS IN EVERY CORNER. NO EXCEPTIONS. When dipshit I mentioned in bullet #4 inevitably paints your felt with Heineken you'll be happy you're not tripping over two tables of drunks in folding chairs to get to the kitchen and find the paper towel roll is down to the last scrap.
- Seating: You gotta literally put asses in chairs. Depending on your storage situation and current seating availability this can be challenging. If you go the mix-and-match route, consider that any seating that is noticeably higher than other seats can make for an uncomfortable situation for both the person seated in the higher chair (harder to look at hole cards) and others at a lower vantage point (feels like the person with higher eyes can see hole cards).
- Bystanders or Railbirds: Totally cool to have others hang out at the game. Totally not cool for them to interfere, look at peoples' cards, table talk, goad players in hands into betting or otherwise hamper the action. It's sort of an unspoken rule that if you want to come hang out you either 1) occupy yourself with others away from the action, usually in the kitchen or near the bar 2) be permanent dealer and/or DJ for a while (love this) or 3) wait until later in the game when people have busted out to hang around and BS while the rest of us wrap the tournament and figure out which bar we're blowing the winnings at.
- Your bathroom is doomed: Deal with it. Have enough TP to last you twice what you thought you'd need.
- Rules: you have to be clear on these before you confirm your participants. If you're using Robert's Rules, say so. If you have any house rules, say so. No surprises on game day. I keep a copy of Robert's Rules in plain view of the action. It reassures people that we're not in a free for all. I have limited house rules. Mostly they deal with cash games.
- Shuffle and Cut: Be clear on how this has to work. Honestly, I don't know how a room full of people who in real life are some of the most intelligent people I've ever known can't figure out my shuffle and cut scheme. I shuffle and cut behind. Pass the deck up to the next dealer. You do whatever you need to do to keep the game moving, but the action sure as hell can't stall because you have two unshuffled decks sitting there in a cycle. Make it clear as day and literally hand decks to the people in charge of shuffling and cutting. Use a cut card. At first it's going to be puzzling to new people, but then you can reassure them that dealing with an exposed bottom deck is a problem. They'll catch on.
While this is all good advice and should be listened to in the future if things advance, the dude is just trying to put on a low buy in, one table tournament for the first time amongst friends...sounds like he as already hosted cash games. Ya gotta crawl before you walk. He's gonna have a good time, besides its not rocket science
I use the Texas Holdem Poker Timer (free) app by R. Booth on the iPad when playing on the airplane. It's a little nicer than the BirdSoft one (which I also have installed).Any recommendations for an iPad?
And how do we know exactly the slave chips in any particular tournament?And you're going to need a lot more than just five T1000 chips per player, since they become the workhorse chip in the later levels. 8/8/4/7 is a much better stack distribution than 8/8/8/5, and 12/12/5/6 (or 12/12/3/7) is even better. Eight chips of the lowest denominations per player is pretty much the bare minimum to avoid excessive change-making during play.
Sorry, I don't understand your question. Wtf is a "slave chip"?And how do we know exactly the slave chips in any particular tournament?
Also, if you have a favorite chip you can sort of structure the blinds around keeping the most of those in play at a time, but that's a whole other level of sickness.
Most importantly....Get a hot dog roller!
Pros of hot dog roller
- Hot Dogs are clean eating
I nearly thought you tried to argue that hotdogs were somehow part of a modern food fad Keto/Paleo/"Clean"/carb-free/no-gluten kind of diet.
I'm so angry that you implied that hot dogs are "OK."Pros of hot dog roller
Cons of a Hot Dog Roller
- Food is readily available. During cash games, people can get one whenever, and miss 1 hand at most. Less if playing circus games.
- Hot Dogs are clean eating, provided players are conservative in their condiment usage. Even a plate is unnecessary.
- Hot Dogs are mainstream. Most people find them to be "OK". Very few people hate them. They are the vanilla of the meat world.
- Can also be used for Brats, corn dogs, or reheating fried pickles.
- Big as f*^#. It will take some considerable space for storage.
- In tournament play, it will get emptied on break. Someone peeing first may get a raw hot dog after it was reloaded, thinking it has been warming for the last hour.
- That one guy that thinks all hot dogs should be Chicago style, and piled 6" high, or thinks hot dogs are a vessel for ketchup and mustard transport. If he has mustard on his shirt, your table isn't far behind.
- Hot Dogs are mainstream. Most people find them to be "OK". Very few people love them. They are the vanilla of the meat world.
- I was making up the part about fried pickles.
This is a fact.In tournament play, it will get emptied on break. Someone peeing first may get a raw hot dog after it was reloaded, thinking it has been warming for the last hour.
I'm so angry that you implied that hot dogs are "OK."
I'm pretty sure there are two kinds of people in the world - people who forget just how much they really love hot dogs until they have one, and vegetarians.
I know what I'm having for lunch.I'm pretty sure the first step to becoming a vegetarian is knowing what is in a hot dog. I'm not talking about lips and rectums either. From 2007 - 2009, the USDA received complaints on the following items found in hot dogs...
- glass
- Clumps of worms
- maggots
- bone fragments
- hard plastic
- metal
- rodent leg
- a whole band-aid
- an insect presumed to be a dragonfly
- semen
- mouse feces
- slug
You just need a sense of adventure.I'm pretty sure the first step to becoming a vegetarian is knowing what is in a hot dog. I'm not talking about lips and rectums either. From 2007 - 2009, the USDA received complaints on the following items found in hot dogs...
- glass
- Clumps of worms
- maggots
- bone fragments
- hard plastic
- metal
- rodent leg
- a whole band-aid
- an insect presumed to be a dragonfly
- semen
- mouse feces
- slug