Greater than, less than…. I’d rather be: (1 Viewer)

[Meathooke]

I’d much rather be playing cards then mowing the goddamn lawn…

No matter how drunk I may be!!!

… just thought I’d share my current thoughts/feelings!

 

[raynmanas]

Greater than, less than​

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I’d much rather be playing cards then mowing the goddamn lawn…

you were SO close!

 

[SiouxperStack]

^ Now it’s a party

 

[Meathooke]

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you were SO close!

Again, noticed the second part of my post… At this point it’s only gotten worse!?! Haha

Edit: meaning don’t expect any grammar to get better!!!
Edit 2:
Because of the former… Are you sure it’s an “E”?

 

[raynmanas]

sorry, i know i'm an exasperating grammer n'atzi

 

[Meathooke]

I have no idea… But the drinking has not stopped and I must return to the mowing… Backyard finished! Now onto the front… And the neighbors front yard… Whatever is correct please forgive any error I may incur from here on out… Not only have I continued to drink… But attempting to use speech to text… So God knows what’s going to actually end up posted

 

[Meathooke]

Well crap… Now I see what you were pointing out!… Not the title of the thread the use of the word “then” in my post… That was absolutely due to stupid speech to text! In the post I absolutely knew it was supposed to be in Arather than an E! But you know how things go! Haha

 

[raynmanas]

how good is your lawn striping right now? i can mow one hell of a nice lawn when i'm drunk.

 

[Meathooke]

how good is your lawn striping right now? i can mow one hell of a nice lawn when i'm drunk.

Nothing is good right now… I’m about to start writing obscene words in my neighbors yard with the mower!!! Haha

 

[upNdown]

I kinda like mowing the lawn. Get a little exercise, a little sun, and then everything looks great for a couple of days.

 

[Highli99]

I’d much rather be playing cards then mowing the goddamn lawn…View attachment 926753
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… just thought I’d share my current thoughts/feelings!

You missed a spot

 

[jpd527]

Is this now a lawn-care thread? Because if so I'm in. Honda HRN mower checking in.

I second @upNdown - what's not to love, outdoors and taking care of your land.

 

[jpd527]

how good is your lawn striping right now? i can mow one hell of a nice lawn when i'm drunk.

Pics or negs lol

 

[Meathooke]

I kinda like mowing the lawn. Get a little exercise, a little sun, and then everything looks great for a couple of days.

I agree… However I still would rather be playing cards and doing that…

 

[Meathooke]

You missed a spot

I’m sure I missed all kinds! I’m not usually quite this far gone!!! Lol

 

[raynmanas]

I kinda like mowing the lawn. Get a little exercise, a little sun, and then everything looks great for a couple of days.

Agree. I just re-seeded my entire backyard a few weeks ago, so I had to do the first mow (and the next few mows) by hand or my ride-on will wreck it. I quite enjoyed the first mow. But I suppose it helps that it is actually all grass now, I had some real bullshit going on before giving up and starting over.

(and yes, this now appears to be a drunken lawn care thread)