Fugly Poker Table Thread (66 Viewers)

[Toonexile]

Are those cup holders held in place with masking tape?

 

[chipjoker]

I like the fact that one person on each end can have two drinks..

 

[dew4au]

I dont know. I think this one is still the worst table Ive seen in this thread hahahaha!

Yeah that's still one of my favorites for sure.

Are those cup holders held in place with masking tape?

It appears so...

 

[Forty4]

I don't understand why only half the table is allowed to have drinks

The dealer spot typically doesn't have a drink.

 

[Toonexile]

That's more like a dealer zone

 

[Poker Zombie]

"Professional felt" is only useful with "Authentic Casino Weight" chips, so he's going to have to keep re-lisiting this for quite some time.

 

[Toonexile]

If the cup holders are held in place with masking tape, it's not going to take many 'official casino weight' chips in a pot before the whole thing collapses

 

[SemiNumerical]

"Professional felt" is only useful with "Authentic Casino Weight" chips, so he's going to have to keep re-lisiting this for quite some time.

I keep being told casino weight is 13g...

So all the Paulson's I just bought are useless...

 

[Frode789]

Rail? We don't need no stinkin' rail! Professional Felt, Easy to Store. This baby can be yours for two bills. This guy has been listing the table for the same price for about three months now.

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oooh, sexy! This table is a must have!

 

[RowdyRawhide]

At least its only $30 too bad its 150 miles away it would be worth it for the pedestal

 

[mummel]

At least its only $30 too bad its 150 miles away it would be worth it for the pedestal
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OMFG what is this? Looks like a prop from a 1970s porn shoot.

 

[Poker Zombie]

It would be pretty funny to go there, pay the $30, Unscrew the pedistal, load it into the truck and drive away, leaving the oversized vaginal prop behind.

 

[Forty4]

I bought a decent table off craigslist didn't have the heart to tell they guy that I was only interested in the base. $40 for a double pedestal base, although he might have gotten a little clue when I tipped it upside down in the truck bed.

 

[Wils]

OMFG what is this? Looks like a prop from a 1970s porn shoot.

Exactly what kind of 1970s porn have you watched???


And is it still available?

 

[Pokerdweebz]

Exactly what kind of 1970s porn have you watched???


And is it still available?

And does it involve chips?

 

[BGinGA]

At least its only $30 too bad its 150 miles away it would be worth it for the pedestal
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Best part is the drink holder holes that he drilled into the table. That shows commitment to the design, no going back.

 

[MegaTon44]

At least its only $30 too bad its 150 miles away it would be worth it for the pedestal
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Well, if you prefer comfort while playing poker, you must buy only the finest vagina-shaped dog bed and nail it to your kitchen table.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Table: 9 Player + Dealer - $200

 

[BGinGA]

This might actually be a pretty cool play table for some games. Poker, not so much......

 

[mummel]

This might actually be a pretty cool play table for some games. Poker, not so much......

Agreed. Nice board game table. Still can't unsee the vagina table. It may take a week.

 

[Poker Zombie]

When I built Mrs Zombie a sewing table that could easily convert to a poker table (or vice versa) I built 2 surface inlays - a cork board inlay and a padded surface. This guy managed both at the same time... oddly clever...

That said, it looks to be a fairly large table, which make it difficult for gaming unless you like to get up a lot to move markers on the far side of the table.

 

[CraigT78]

Handmade and yours for $50. A listing on Facebook marketplace.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Handmade and yours for $50. A listing on Facebook marketplace.

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Today's challenge: build a poker table, using only what you can find in this dumpster. You have 20 minutes, and the clock starts NOW.

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This table finished 3rd

 

[BGinGA]

And no need to display the 1st or 2nd place finishers.

 

[MacGrad]

When aliens invade, it probably isn't a good idea to use their spaceship as a gaming table...

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-toys-games/london/poker-table/1216341862?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[mummel]

When aliens invade, it probably isn't a good idea to use their spaceship as a gaming table...

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-toys-games/london/poker-table/1216341862?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Not too bad. My money is still on the vagina table. Cant unsee that

 

[Poker Zombie]

Not too bad.

Not too bad unless...

1. Rail-less table means chips always falling on the floor (unless spaceship's anti-grav device works outside of the ship)
2. Ruts to hold chips mean never having nice stacks.
3. 1/8" (or 3mm since it's Canadian) deep cupholders are useless for spill prevention, excellent for dirt retention
4. Raised play surface means cards dealt over the edge will be exposed, unless inertia dampeners are online.

However it's vertical launch is pretty good...

 

[CraigT78]

Not too bad unless...

1. Rail-less table means chips always falling on the floor (unless spaceship's anti-grav device works outside of the ship)
2. Ruts to hold chips mean never having nice stacks.
3. 1/8" (or 3mm since it's Canadian) deep cupholders are useless for spill prevention, excellent for dirt retention
4. Raised play surface means cards dealt over the edge will be exposed, unless inertia dampeners are online.

However it's vertical launch is pretty good...

Storage, however, is not a problem!

 

[MegaTon44]

I don't know whether to play poker on it or bury Count Dracula in it

 

[Phantom]

Poker/card table, made from an old front door. Solid, doesn't wobble, a bit heavy. Seats 6 or four for a big night with room for your drinks without getting the felt wet. $50 negotiable.